Halloween reverie has come and gone and I am none the merrier. Don't get me wrong, it was fun, but also so much work. Trudging about the East Villiage in a shark costume with roughly the dimensions of a barrel can be quite a chore, especially when you have to deal with your male friend who decided to dress like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and regrets it now that he can't stop the catcalls. Suffice to say, we didn't get laid. C'est la vie. I guess that's why this site is so popular. It's a solace to the lonely smarty-pants's out there. 
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I had a similiar situation with a friend getting cat calls....it was more like buzzing though. My friend was a bumble bee...more like a really slutty bumble bee. 57 people buzzed at her. 24 people said either "don't sting me" or "you can sting me anytime". Once when she asked a cop directions to get somewhere he said "none of your beeswax"....heh...that was kinda funny.
I don't think I saw you Mr. Shark. I did see a few Dorothys, though not any Dorothys with an adams apple. I did see a Pocohantas with an adams apple.
And it wasn't a dude in a Jesus costume. It was Jesus.