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Kansas City

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Thursday Mar 01, 2007

Mar 1, 2007
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I really don't update my journal enough, and I only log on every few months. So in penance

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks him over to see if he'll be trouble and happens to notice that the pirate has a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper. The pirate looks to the bartender and says, "Arrg, Gimme a beer!" The bartender obliges and gives the man a beer. After a few rounds the bartender's curiosity gets the better of him and he says, "Man, I just have to ask. Did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate replies "Aye. It's driv'n me nuts!"

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