djoser

I really don't update my journal enough, and I only log on every few months. So in penance

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks him over to see if he'll be trouble and happens to notice that the pirate has a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper. The pirate looks to the bartender and says, "Arrg, Gimme a beer!" The bartender...
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Just sitting here, filling out stuff for school, and writing a really long, run-on sentence.

I'm still alive today!

Damn those blue haired girls.

So I know Im supposed to update my journal periodically, but Im hardly ever home. I dont think that anyone actually reads it, but thats a requirement of some groups, and since Im still kind of new here Ill do it. Any way Ive noticed lately that a bunch of religious people have been looking at my myspace profile, that scares me. I changed my...
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Not a lot happened today, but I did learn something that I thought I should share. After you cook with hot peppers, wash your hands BERORE you pee.
All my love,
Donny

Im pretty loaded so forgive me if I fuck up a few times, but here we go. Tonight I learned something. How to piss off every guy at a strip club. A few friends and I went out a local strip joint to drink tonight. When we got there we sat in perverts row (right next to the stage). We of course drank a lot...
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Today I discovered a terrorist plot. I was amazed by how simple, and indiscrete the plan was. Here is how I discovered it: I was sitting in my cube at lunch, and like most of us I was to lazy to pack my lunch the night before. Naturally, I ordered some Chinese delivery. After gorging myself I was pretty tired, and thought to myself How...
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So, Im new to this site and Im counting on all of you kind people to be my tutors. Im eager to know where all the good shit is. Really, youre just fucking around on the web, what else do you have to do? Please let me know of any cool events or shows in my area (Kansas City), or of any cool people I...
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