djgoofywhitekid

From: Dr. DJGW
To: All female patients
Re: Time off

The recent and sudden upswing in the problems you've all been having with your boys/boyfriends/fiances/whatevers was unexpected, and I cannot handle the volume.

I'm sorry, but in the interest of the welfare of small animals, I'm taking a three month sabbatical from helping you all with your relationship problems.

For help during this time, you can call (800) 555-QAZA for help.

Thanks,
DJGW

P.S. Yes, I know none of you read this.