More "BHG"
"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks"
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can...
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"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks"
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can...
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Bloodhound Gang
"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I...
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"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I...
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kreatinkaos:
I've never heard that before .
cicatrixsid:
Holy shit, that made me laugh so hard! 
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dierdre:
Yes, we have all 3 on dvd. ^ _ ^
djarudiin:
Oh wait... I forgot about the one here.... I was talking about the one on my MySpace... the one above is WoW characters singing "The internet is for porn"... 
HItting Lizard Lounge / The Church tomorrow night to meet/hang with some new friends, should be realy cool. Plus it'll give me a chance to wind down and poke at the overdone and gawk at the... should be done.
OK so I've realized how tired I am becoming of Texas. Coming from the west coast I suppose it was not tough to do, or long off.
Beee thinking about moving to CA, maybe back to Redondo. Tonight an idiotic idea struck me that I am actually dwelling on. That is... Just shoving my crap in my car and driving to CA, likely somewhere just...
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Beee thinking about moving to CA, maybe back to Redondo. Tonight an idiotic idea struck me that I am actually dwelling on. That is... Just shoving my crap in my car and driving to CA, likely somewhere just...
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littlecooter:
I say go for it. I would love to do something like that.
But maybe you should save up a bit, instead of using all credit.
But maybe you should save up a bit, instead of using all credit.
xxsapphire:
No! I need your ass in Texas lol.
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xxsapphire:
SLEEEEEEEPPP then lol
djarudiin:
Bah, sleep is too.... rated... under, over.. whatever. I slept too long today to figure out which so I'll just leave it at saying something stupid.. 