More "BHG"

"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks"

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can...
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Bloodhound Gang

"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I...
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For all you MMORPG fans:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DrwV-XYkSpw

HItting Lizard Lounge / The Church tomorrow night to meet/hang with some new friends, should be realy cool. Plus it'll give me a chance to wind down and poke at the overdone and gawk at the... should be done.

OK so I've realized how tired I am becoming of Texas. Coming from the west coast I suppose it was not tough to do, or long off.

Beee thinking about moving to CA, maybe back to Redondo. Tonight an idiotic idea struck me that I am actually dwelling on. That is... Just shoving my crap in my car and driving to CA, likely somewhere just...
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