Do you even know the stress that overcame my body as i was reading your "assignment"?!?!?
i was like "FUCK!!! Something ELSE is due!!!"
i got your metaphor:
it was as if i was a tired fragile beautiful little butterfly miding my own, exploring and THEN ...... .........I WAS SUDDENLY MALLED BY A FUCKING GIANT REPTILE - ITS FANGED TEETH GNAWING AT MY WINGS AND TEARING THEM IN EVERY DIRECTION ...... (did i spell gnawing right??...) Anyways - Whew!! Dont do that to a studen a 5am who got home from work 2 hours ago and still cant seem to get quality shut eye yet...
.....i sure do wish i could tell you what to do with the little feline!!! ...maybe you could OD him on cat nip and put some little speakers in his box or something so if he wakes up its to the soothing sounds of Enya ...???...i dont know....im not about to give advice where i have no experience......
then again you're asking somebody with a mini weiner dog who ended up buying a $250,000 condo because the landlord said, "i know about your dog and you cant have it here anymore!"
im sure he'd be fine but if something happens i cant have that guilt on my shoulders
........ so did that help?
hahahahahaha - i think i need sleep.......i think i'll go now..... but just so you know......your request for a 400-500 word essay was fucking hilarious!!!!!!
Nite
i was like "FUCK!!! Something ELSE is due!!!"
i got your metaphor:
it was as if i was a tired fragile beautiful little butterfly miding my own, exploring and THEN ...... .........I WAS SUDDENLY MALLED BY A FUCKING GIANT REPTILE - ITS FANGED TEETH GNAWING AT MY WINGS AND TEARING THEM IN EVERY DIRECTION ...... (did i spell gnawing right??...) Anyways - Whew!! Dont do that to a studen a 5am who got home from work 2 hours ago and still cant seem to get quality shut eye yet...
then again you're asking somebody with a mini weiner dog who ended up buying a $250,000 condo because the landlord said, "i know about your dog and you cant have it here anymore!"
im sure he'd be fine but if something happens i cant have that guilt on my shoulders
........ so did that help?
hahahahahaha - i think i need sleep.......i think i'll go now..... but just so you know......your request for a 400-500 word essay was fucking hilarious!!!!!!
Nite