Officer Hotness
I was standing at the light at Pine and the North Precinct when a female officer walked up. I casually glanced as people do, and oh my!
The first thing I noticed was her naturally blond curly hair. It was cut slightly below the collar, parted in the middle, and framed her face perfectly. She was about 6 feet tall, lanky with perfect posture, and probably in her late 20s or early 30s.
She reminded me of Dutch women I marveled over in Amsterdam. The indiginous women for the most part appeared fit, were tall and agile, and consistently had beautiful complexions.
The most striking attribute of Dutch women was I don't recall seeing any wearing make-up nor needing the enhancement. Their unique sense of style and confident demeanor made them very appealing. Officer Hotness has the Dutch look.
Even her male cut uniform and tight to the chest body armor didn't hinder her feminine beauty or sex appeal. Her overall looks reminded me of 70s actress Sylvia Kristal made famous from her light-porn character Emmanuelle. Sylvia with her tall slender body and exquisite face formed one of the blueprints for what I find attractive in women. Her character Emmanuelle with her guilt free sex-positive attitude and sense of adventure set a standard of desire I carry to this day.
Officer Hotness didn't seem to have that standard hardened-cop mindset which must be impossible to avoid given the tragedy, danger, and public disdain they face daily.
When the light turned green I couldn't hold back. And I figured a female cop might like a nice compliment from a sober and not street crazy person. So I swallowed my pride and said,
"I just to have to tell you. You are the hottest policeperson I have ever seen!"
I braced myself because in Seattle its deep-rooted fashion for females to be bitter about male compliments. The predictable response would be "FUCK you asshole!" Or the more merciful execution of just being ignored.
But this sincere sounding policeperson chimed back,
"Thank you so much! that made my night."
Yes! Could that be a straight or bi indicator. That's stereotyping to assume female cops are all lesbians.
She really was spectacular. Maybe if I see her soon enough she could remember me. It would be so cool to have a girlfriend who carried a gun and wore a uniform.
But asking a cop for a date seems problematic. Where do you meet them? The donut shop? The standard cops winding down bar like in TV cop shows. The Bowling alley with police leagues? BBQ where the cops get cross-eyed drunk on light beer and talk about what an asshole the Captain is, who's getting a divorce, etc. Walking in the police station and asking the name of the attractive tall police officer is ridiculous. I guess it makes sense you don't see cops at the the dance clubs having a fun night one night and choke holding a drunk in the same place the second night.
I just don't think a short guy with too much upper body muscle and a mustache would interest a women like her and I'm not considering the gay option for now.
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Months later I was walking through the bar cluster around closing time and saw an altercation where a couple guys were holding down a crazy drunk. I noticed the guy being subdued was not wearing a shirt. Just like in the Fox TV actual police in action show Cops!
I stopped to briefly see what was up. Right then the police drove up in fighter formation precision. One. Two. Three. All in a neat row. And there she was. Officer Hotness in action!
I walked as close as I could to hear her question the guys who had been holding down the now cuffed w-a-s-t-e-d dude. I was trying to see her name tag.
She pulled out one of those very small cop notepads and started questioning. I swear! She sounded so hot with her professional delivery of the key questions and non-threatening authority. She smiled a lot and laughed too. She even seemed to be flirting which was great news.
The scene was cleaning up fairly quick. I thought, what the fuck. I never could see her nametag, so Ill just ask another cop her name. All they can say is move away. I started looking for a likely candidate.
By this time bar patrons were all on the street gawking at the action. Another guy got arrested for reasons I didn't witness. He was rum dumb and feeling like an action hero and began to fight the three cops trying to stuff him in the car. One cop even jumped in the air pushing him downward with all his might but the perp didn't budge. Then I assume the guy realized things weren't going to work for him so he hastily got in the car. Then an odd character entered stage left and starting yelling at the car in the car,
You didnt do anything man!! I saw every thing man. Youre being fucked over dewd. Ill testify man. I saw everything!
Drunk dork. I'm not even sure those guys knew each other.
Then the guy in the car started getting riled up!
Still, things were cooling and I decided it was time. I walked over to a flat-topped male cop and respectfully inquired,
Excuse me officer. Whats the attractive officer's?
Before I could finish my question the cop started running to another altercation with the detained guy. Then I witnessed the instigator guy push my pretty cop and then lunging at her for the fight. She seemed to forget training in the fight and other cops detained the guy. She began laughing I assume due to her clumsy attempt at self-defense and getting the offender under control.
Now the bar patrons shifted mood and started taunting the cops! Even the guys who Officer Hotness was nice to and flirted with started calling her a bitch, pig, etc, etc.
Hmmm. Would stomping some nitwits asses brighten the prospect of getting a phone number for some thai and a movie? Probably not.
Things continued to heat up and it looked like a riot could ensue! The guy who pushed the female officer got arrested and seemed quite shocked. Ha ha motherfucker! The Seattle jail is well known to be hard-hardcore. Prisoners have been mysteriously killed. Convicted killers and sex offenders are hold their until taken to prison. Innates cackle, moan, and cry all night long.
Nothing like waking up from unfamiliar discomfort and realizing you blacked out the night before and got jailed! For reasons you don't recall.
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Officer Hotness must be a new cop. Not a rookie because she drove her own squad car. But new enough to be kind to jerks and not be a good fighter.
I gotta move fast before the streets turn her heart to granite.
I was standing at the light at Pine and the North Precinct when a female officer walked up. I casually glanced as people do, and oh my!
The first thing I noticed was her naturally blond curly hair. It was cut slightly below the collar, parted in the middle, and framed her face perfectly. She was about 6 feet tall, lanky with perfect posture, and probably in her late 20s or early 30s.
She reminded me of Dutch women I marveled over in Amsterdam. The indiginous women for the most part appeared fit, were tall and agile, and consistently had beautiful complexions.
The most striking attribute of Dutch women was I don't recall seeing any wearing make-up nor needing the enhancement. Their unique sense of style and confident demeanor made them very appealing. Officer Hotness has the Dutch look.
Even her male cut uniform and tight to the chest body armor didn't hinder her feminine beauty or sex appeal. Her overall looks reminded me of 70s actress Sylvia Kristal made famous from her light-porn character Emmanuelle. Sylvia with her tall slender body and exquisite face formed one of the blueprints for what I find attractive in women. Her character Emmanuelle with her guilt free sex-positive attitude and sense of adventure set a standard of desire I carry to this day.
Officer Hotness didn't seem to have that standard hardened-cop mindset which must be impossible to avoid given the tragedy, danger, and public disdain they face daily.
When the light turned green I couldn't hold back. And I figured a female cop might like a nice compliment from a sober and not street crazy person. So I swallowed my pride and said,
"I just to have to tell you. You are the hottest policeperson I have ever seen!"
I braced myself because in Seattle its deep-rooted fashion for females to be bitter about male compliments. The predictable response would be "FUCK you asshole!" Or the more merciful execution of just being ignored.
But this sincere sounding policeperson chimed back,
"Thank you so much! that made my night."
Yes! Could that be a straight or bi indicator. That's stereotyping to assume female cops are all lesbians.
She really was spectacular. Maybe if I see her soon enough she could remember me. It would be so cool to have a girlfriend who carried a gun and wore a uniform.
But asking a cop for a date seems problematic. Where do you meet them? The donut shop? The standard cops winding down bar like in TV cop shows. The Bowling alley with police leagues? BBQ where the cops get cross-eyed drunk on light beer and talk about what an asshole the Captain is, who's getting a divorce, etc. Walking in the police station and asking the name of the attractive tall police officer is ridiculous. I guess it makes sense you don't see cops at the the dance clubs having a fun night one night and choke holding a drunk in the same place the second night.
I just don't think a short guy with too much upper body muscle and a mustache would interest a women like her and I'm not considering the gay option for now.
_________________________________________________________________________________
Months later I was walking through the bar cluster around closing time and saw an altercation where a couple guys were holding down a crazy drunk. I noticed the guy being subdued was not wearing a shirt. Just like in the Fox TV actual police in action show Cops!
I stopped to briefly see what was up. Right then the police drove up in fighter formation precision. One. Two. Three. All in a neat row. And there she was. Officer Hotness in action!
I walked as close as I could to hear her question the guys who had been holding down the now cuffed w-a-s-t-e-d dude. I was trying to see her name tag.
She pulled out one of those very small cop notepads and started questioning. I swear! She sounded so hot with her professional delivery of the key questions and non-threatening authority. She smiled a lot and laughed too. She even seemed to be flirting which was great news.
The scene was cleaning up fairly quick. I thought, what the fuck. I never could see her nametag, so Ill just ask another cop her name. All they can say is move away. I started looking for a likely candidate.
By this time bar patrons were all on the street gawking at the action. Another guy got arrested for reasons I didn't witness. He was rum dumb and feeling like an action hero and began to fight the three cops trying to stuff him in the car. One cop even jumped in the air pushing him downward with all his might but the perp didn't budge. Then I assume the guy realized things weren't going to work for him so he hastily got in the car. Then an odd character entered stage left and starting yelling at the car in the car,
You didnt do anything man!! I saw every thing man. Youre being fucked over dewd. Ill testify man. I saw everything!
Drunk dork. I'm not even sure those guys knew each other.
Then the guy in the car started getting riled up!
Still, things were cooling and I decided it was time. I walked over to a flat-topped male cop and respectfully inquired,
Excuse me officer. Whats the attractive officer's?
Before I could finish my question the cop started running to another altercation with the detained guy. Then I witnessed the instigator guy push my pretty cop and then lunging at her for the fight. She seemed to forget training in the fight and other cops detained the guy. She began laughing I assume due to her clumsy attempt at self-defense and getting the offender under control.
Now the bar patrons shifted mood and started taunting the cops! Even the guys who Officer Hotness was nice to and flirted with started calling her a bitch, pig, etc, etc.
Hmmm. Would stomping some nitwits asses brighten the prospect of getting a phone number for some thai and a movie? Probably not.
Things continued to heat up and it looked like a riot could ensue! The guy who pushed the female officer got arrested and seemed quite shocked. Ha ha motherfucker! The Seattle jail is well known to be hard-hardcore. Prisoners have been mysteriously killed. Convicted killers and sex offenders are hold their until taken to prison. Innates cackle, moan, and cry all night long.
Nothing like waking up from unfamiliar discomfort and realizing you blacked out the night before and got jailed! For reasons you don't recall.
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Officer Hotness must be a new cop. Not a rookie because she drove her own squad car. But new enough to be kind to jerks and not be a good fighter.
I gotta move fast before the streets turn her heart to granite.