My best friend lost his licence on the weekend for drink driving, how fucking dumb is that?!?
We went out on Saturday night to The Local ( a bar near my house that is actually called The Local ) where he drinks quite regularly and is good mates with all the bar staff. So much so that he rarely pays for drinks.
Anyway, Saturday night, he comes to mine and he's already three quaters pissed so I have a go at him about driving- I mean, FUCK!! What an asshole, right?! But, he's adamant that it's all good, so we head down to Local, me being under the impression that I've convinced him to stay at mine instead of driving home. A few free pints in and he's falling all over the place, people are starting to move away from us. I think it's funny cause what do I care, he's not driving any more. Then he's decided to go get some money from the ATM, although I have no idea why he needs more money.
We end up driving back to mine ( yes, I drove because..... I'm also an asshole ) convinced that's the end of the night, I've got more beer in the fridge and he's gonna curl up on the couch and pass out. OH NOOO!!! Not happening! He fucks off!
Didn't speak to him yesterday cause I was, well pretty pissed off really, and he didn't bother to call me to say " Hey, just so you know I'm alive..". No. He callls this morning as tells me he got pulled over ( just follow the car that's driving on the wrong side of the road ) and has lost his licence for 16 months. As well as that, he's gotta go to court and then I suppose face charges, which could be real trouble for him because he's supposed to be travelling to China in January to see his girlfreind who's currently teaching over there.
Just like KRS-ONE said, Now tell me that the fuck am I supposed to do??????
We went out on Saturday night to The Local ( a bar near my house that is actually called The Local ) where he drinks quite regularly and is good mates with all the bar staff. So much so that he rarely pays for drinks.
Anyway, Saturday night, he comes to mine and he's already three quaters pissed so I have a go at him about driving- I mean, FUCK!! What an asshole, right?! But, he's adamant that it's all good, so we head down to Local, me being under the impression that I've convinced him to stay at mine instead of driving home. A few free pints in and he's falling all over the place, people are starting to move away from us. I think it's funny cause what do I care, he's not driving any more. Then he's decided to go get some money from the ATM, although I have no idea why he needs more money.
We end up driving back to mine ( yes, I drove because..... I'm also an asshole ) convinced that's the end of the night, I've got more beer in the fridge and he's gonna curl up on the couch and pass out. OH NOOO!!! Not happening! He fucks off!
Didn't speak to him yesterday cause I was, well pretty pissed off really, and he didn't bother to call me to say " Hey, just so you know I'm alive..". No. He callls this morning as tells me he got pulled over ( just follow the car that's driving on the wrong side of the road ) and has lost his licence for 16 months. As well as that, he's gotta go to court and then I suppose face charges, which could be real trouble for him because he's supposed to be travelling to China in January to see his girlfreind who's currently teaching over there.
Just like KRS-ONE said, Now tell me that the fuck am I supposed to do??????
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