holy shit, holy shit, holy shit! SUMMER BREAK!
Finals are next week. All of the hard stuff is over. I have one oral exam for my two Spanish classes and one written exam for soc. Piece of cake. CRUMB CAKE.
Fuck, it feels great!
My plan for the next three months or so?
I thinnnnnk... maybe... well, how does "Slut It Up In '07"? sound? I'd really like some hot, no strings, summer time sex. Yeah, I could go for that. Sounds good to me. That, or just find some dumb boy to use as a play thing for the next three months (that might work better, since I'm not really a one night kinda' girl... as much as I'd like to be).
Part two of the plan consists of raising my alcohol tolerance. You know, because being drunk after two beers is just NOT ok. I've already started on part two. Mmm... cocktails. Yes.
Part one will be more difficult. I have no game. I suppose, in the long run, that beer is more important than sex. I mean really, I'm sure you don't want to have a lot of sex ('cause that's icky) when you're like 90, but beer? Yeah, the elderly can still enjoy the beer. This is sound thinking. How does "Planning For Old Age In '07" sound?
I'm a little drunk.
Finals are next week. All of the hard stuff is over. I have one oral exam for my two Spanish classes and one written exam for soc. Piece of cake. CRUMB CAKE.
Fuck, it feels great!
My plan for the next three months or so?
I thinnnnnk... maybe... well, how does "Slut It Up In '07"? sound? I'd really like some hot, no strings, summer time sex. Yeah, I could go for that. Sounds good to me. That, or just find some dumb boy to use as a play thing for the next three months (that might work better, since I'm not really a one night kinda' girl... as much as I'd like to be).
Part two of the plan consists of raising my alcohol tolerance. You know, because being drunk after two beers is just NOT ok. I've already started on part two. Mmm... cocktails. Yes.
Part one will be more difficult. I have no game. I suppose, in the long run, that beer is more important than sex. I mean really, I'm sure you don't want to have a lot of sex ('cause that's icky) when you're like 90, but beer? Yeah, the elderly can still enjoy the beer. This is sound thinking. How does "Planning For Old Age In '07" sound?
I'm a little drunk.
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and can you say 'drunk in adam's hot tub '07'?
come on, you know you want to...