la taza = cup, mug; toilet bowl
"I dont understand how come you're gone, man. I don't understand why half the world is still crying, man, when the other half of the world is still crying too, man, I can't get it together.
If you got a cat for one day, man I mean, if you, say, say, if you want a cat for 365...
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"I dont understand how come you're gone, man. I don't understand why half the world is still crying, man, when the other half of the world is still crying too, man, I can't get it together.
If you got a cat for one day, man I mean, if you, say, say, if you want a cat for 365...
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i kicked a drunk bum. five times. that was last week.
i arrested a drunk bum and made him cry. that was this week.
i need more variety.
i arrested a drunk bum and made him cry. that was this week.
i need more variety.
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buckknuckle:
start kicking meth addicts.
_burn_:
ill let you kick me for a dollar
I just got home from playing super spy at work for 11 hours. What I actually did is of little importance, but I have to say that I'm pretty fucking thrilled about my handy work! Plus, my sneekiness today laid the ground work for hours of potential O.T. tomorrow... which makes me even happier.
otras cosas:
Wal-Mart is just not going to work out. Aside...
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Plus, my sneekiness today laid the ground work for hours of potential O.T. tomorrow... which makes me even happier.
otras cosas:
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schmelectra:
that picture you sent last night was pretty hilarious...
acet:
I have this mental image of you skulking around in the shadows...like Batman.
Sorry it didn't work out with Wal-Mart; though I guess a stunning and severe lack of personality would be required to work there.
So, did Booger come through? If you still need a coffee or lunch partner let me know. I'd like to properly meet you, and as you say it's unlikely to happen at a weekend event.
Sorry it didn't work out with Wal-Mart; though I guess a stunning and severe lack of personality would be required to work there.
So, did Booger come through? If you still need a coffee or lunch partner let me know. I'd like to properly meet you, and as you say it's unlikely to happen at a weekend event.
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atomicant:
why? is your naughty hole broken or something?
schmelectra:
i don't know, mang. i bet that guy gets a shit ton of tail on the road... Or maybe i was just an easy mark...
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acet:
If you look closely at the puke emoticon you can see there's a single tear running down his left cheek (do emoticons have cheeks?) You have to appreciate such attention to detail.
You need to come an event soon, as I don't think we've properly met and that's clearly unacceptable.
You need to come an event soon, as I don't think we've properly met and that's clearly unacceptable.
acet:
It's not a secret, my name is Andy. I guess I'm just used to going by Ace; it's been my nickname since I was 15.
OK, so read this & tell me what you think is wrong with it...
I will chime in with my two cents after I hear what you think.
"The evil fascist Mormon monster is raising its Joseph Smithian head again. The tale involves BYU, Sweet Dick Cheney, a protest and some ugly Provo backlash. Sit your non-Latter Day ass down because this one is scary....
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I will chime in with my two cents after I hear what you think.
"The evil fascist Mormon monster is raising its Joseph Smithian head again. The tale involves BYU, Sweet Dick Cheney, a protest and some ugly Provo backlash. Sit your non-Latter Day ass down because this one is scary....
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disdain:
This is NOT a religious issue.
atomicant:
i know, that would mean the mormons are a real religion.
i'm going to designate a day for myself where i say everything that i'm thinking. i think i'll make a lottery. two hats. one with the numbers one through twelve, the other with the numbers one through thirtyone. month hat. day hat. that way i'm not left with the job of choosing my own day because, logically, i'd choose a day where i don't really...
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note:
DO NOT drink a 24oz. can of Monster. it will make you have to POOOOOP!
DO NOT drink a 24oz. can of Monster. it will make you have to POOOOOP!
atomicant:
note made.
i want to sleep and find some make-outs
_burn_:
you and me both.. ugh.. what a night.. see blog
excellent!
xxxxx
....nevermind. i'm not cool enough to keep up with you kids and your internets.
xxxxx
....nevermind. i'm not cool enough to keep up with you kids and your internets.
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prockgirlscout:
It's not my fault. With all the name changes I guess I got confused. Plus, Schmelly confused me. 
atomicant:
you could still get her back, you know...
the financial situation remains unresolved. or semi-unresolved. i still don't have any money. *sigh* 
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miloryan:
Tell me about her. How old is she by the way? I love me girls with bangs!
acet:
My apartment building has these little doors next to the big doors. They were originally meant for the milkman to put your milk in. I like to think it's where the elves live and pay rent. Since mine is facing the closet, you could use that as an escape hatch.
i'm in love with the rain today.
buckknuckle:
fuckin' hippy.
Are you trying to learn Spanish? It's my native language, in case you need a tutor.