FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Because my fans want/need it.
Are those tattoos?
No, it's an alien symbiote slowly taking over my body. Looks pretty cool though, huh?
Wow, did they hurt? How much did they cost? I've got a tattoo...
That's awesome, can we have sex now? I really want to have sex with you now that you've shown me that awesome tattoo of Wile E Coyote. Also, I like your shoes, how much did they cost? What about that hat? And I love that earring, did that hurt? Am I annoying you yet?
You're weird. Anyway, how come you're drinking that sambuca? I thought you were xstraightxedgex (4 lyfe)?
Ah, a serious question. I was straightedge (from the age of 16-22) but I made the decision to start drinking because, shock horror, I wanted to. I always said if I ever wanted to, I would, and I don't regret that decision because life is to short to impose unnecessary restrictions on yourself. sXe was right for me for a long time, but once my outlook on life changed, I'd have been a hypocrite if I'd NOT drank just so I could retain the sXe 'tag', and that's something I refuse to be.
Oh, right, 'edge til 21' then huh?
No, not really. The legal drinking age here is 18, not 21, and besides I was drinking from a much earlier age. I went out sober to clubs a lot, and was around drunk people a lot too. Now I'm just one of them
Cool, so what's your favourite thing to drink?
Sambuca, Jagermerister, double Sambuca, or Baileys.
Hey, didn't you used to live on some weird tropical island where sailors paid you lots of money to talk to them and sometimes get yr boobs out?
Yes
On a scale of 1 to 10, just how RANDOM are you?
I'm the undisputed queen of Wacky Style.
What's yr favourite RANDOM t-shirt design?
Oh! I'm so glad you asked. I have many. Obviously, there's the classic 'I poke badgers with spoons', but I'm also partial to 'Nobody knows I'm a lesbian', 'One by one the penguins steal my sanity', 'The rice crispies told me to do it', or any other phrase detailing how mental/bonkers I am. Or anything to do with sporks.
You sound really cool, can we be friends?
I love all my fans. I'm only doing this for you.
Why ARE you doing this?
Hey! Don't question the crazy person!!!111lolz
Can we stop now?
Yes please.
So! There you have it. Is there anything else you'd like to ask, frequently? Things that keep you awake at night with the pain of not knowing? Ask me! I'll answer ANYTHING *nudgenudgewinkwinkhowsthemissus* !!!!!!
OK.
Because my fans want/need it.
Are those tattoos?
No, it's an alien symbiote slowly taking over my body. Looks pretty cool though, huh?
Wow, did they hurt? How much did they cost? I've got a tattoo...
That's awesome, can we have sex now? I really want to have sex with you now that you've shown me that awesome tattoo of Wile E Coyote. Also, I like your shoes, how much did they cost? What about that hat? And I love that earring, did that hurt? Am I annoying you yet?
You're weird. Anyway, how come you're drinking that sambuca? I thought you were xstraightxedgex (4 lyfe)?
Ah, a serious question. I was straightedge (from the age of 16-22) but I made the decision to start drinking because, shock horror, I wanted to. I always said if I ever wanted to, I would, and I don't regret that decision because life is to short to impose unnecessary restrictions on yourself. sXe was right for me for a long time, but once my outlook on life changed, I'd have been a hypocrite if I'd NOT drank just so I could retain the sXe 'tag', and that's something I refuse to be.
Oh, right, 'edge til 21' then huh?
No, not really. The legal drinking age here is 18, not 21, and besides I was drinking from a much earlier age. I went out sober to clubs a lot, and was around drunk people a lot too. Now I'm just one of them
Cool, so what's your favourite thing to drink?
Sambuca, Jagermerister, double Sambuca, or Baileys.
Hey, didn't you used to live on some weird tropical island where sailors paid you lots of money to talk to them and sometimes get yr boobs out?
Yes
On a scale of 1 to 10, just how RANDOM are you?
I'm the undisputed queen of Wacky Style.
What's yr favourite RANDOM t-shirt design?
Oh! I'm so glad you asked. I have many. Obviously, there's the classic 'I poke badgers with spoons', but I'm also partial to 'Nobody knows I'm a lesbian', 'One by one the penguins steal my sanity', 'The rice crispies told me to do it', or any other phrase detailing how mental/bonkers I am. Or anything to do with sporks.
You sound really cool, can we be friends?
I love all my fans. I'm only doing this for you.
Why ARE you doing this?
Hey! Don't question the crazy person!!!111lolz
Can we stop now?
Yes please.
So! There you have it. Is there anything else you'd like to ask, frequently? Things that keep you awake at night with the pain of not knowing? Ask me! I'll answer ANYTHING *nudgenudgewinkwinkhowsthemissus* !!!!!!
OK.
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rigel:
i've seen a couple of them actually! the one i remember the most from other than old greg is the one where the guy has a door in his head. it was the first episode i saw and everyone i was watching it with was stoned except for me and i was like.... am i just not getting it?? haha!
clariss:
you looooooooooooon