It feels weird to say this, but I think I'll be forever grateful for the movie "Napolean Dynamite".
Look at it this way: Now it's easier than ever to spot morons.
Check this highly convincing hypothetical:
Me: Hey! What's up?
Hapless conversation participant: Oh you know, the usual stuff.
Me: Yeah I know what you mean.
*HCP unzips jacket*
Me: Um, is that a Napolean Dynamite shirt?
HCP: Why yes it is! I like the part where he says "Flippin' sweet!". And that part where he wants his brother to bring him chapstick? Hilarious!
Me: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an idiot. This conversation is now over.
See? Without the aid of that insipid slop of a movie it could have taken upwards of 10 sentences to establish that person's mental inadequacy. What a timesaver!
Look at it this way: Now it's easier than ever to spot morons.
Check this highly convincing hypothetical:
Me: Hey! What's up?
Hapless conversation participant: Oh you know, the usual stuff.
Me: Yeah I know what you mean.
*HCP unzips jacket*
Me: Um, is that a Napolean Dynamite shirt?
HCP: Why yes it is! I like the part where he says "Flippin' sweet!". And that part where he wants his brother to bring him chapstick? Hilarious!
Me: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an idiot. This conversation is now over.
See? Without the aid of that insipid slop of a movie it could have taken upwards of 10 sentences to establish that person's mental inadequacy. What a timesaver!
Pedro for president!!!!!
Seriously, fuck that movie.