Today is a good day for hating humanity.
A "Colossal Disgust for my Fellow Man" kind of day.
Could just be that I'm working too much. Makes me cranky, having to work 12 hour shifts on no sleep, getting myself twisted to the eyeballs on energy drinks that leave me twitchy and dehydrated.
Probably it also has something to do with my increasingly frequent reminders of what a terrible person I am. Today there were these kids in the place where I stopped for breakfast-I'm taking little kids here, 4 or 5 years old-and I realized that I hate children more and more as I get older. Growing impatience? Unbridled selfishness? I don't know what the cause is but I figure I may as well face facts, be honest with myself, and not bother making excuses.
Also, hey Californians, could you motherfuckers drive any more asshol-iciously? I mean really, I don't know about the rest of you turgid fucknuggets, but my sense of self preservation is still intact.
*deep breath*
A "Colossal Disgust for my Fellow Man" kind of day.
Could just be that I'm working too much. Makes me cranky, having to work 12 hour shifts on no sleep, getting myself twisted to the eyeballs on energy drinks that leave me twitchy and dehydrated.
Probably it also has something to do with my increasingly frequent reminders of what a terrible person I am. Today there were these kids in the place where I stopped for breakfast-I'm taking little kids here, 4 or 5 years old-and I realized that I hate children more and more as I get older. Growing impatience? Unbridled selfishness? I don't know what the cause is but I figure I may as well face facts, be honest with myself, and not bother making excuses.
Also, hey Californians, could you motherfuckers drive any more asshol-iciously? I mean really, I don't know about the rest of you turgid fucknuggets, but my sense of self preservation is still intact.
*deep breath*
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Oh, I just read that one of your vices is cannabalism. Shit. I'm sorry, man. You're going to hell. Might as well play some Katamari to get your mind off your impending doom.