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I found an old thumb in the park down the street from my house. I think it belonged to a hobo because the nail was unkempt and grimy. I remember picking it up and sniffing it. It must have been a fairly recent accident because it was in pretty good condition. I stuffed it in the pocket of my pants and went over to my friend Jeffs house to show him and his sister. They thought it was cool. Then I brought it to school with me and during a history test I had at some point taken the hobos old thumb out of my pocket and began sucking on it. I didn't even notice until Stacy Reynolds who sat to my left started screaming. I then bit off some of the nail and spit it at her. I never liked Stacy Reynolds.