Hello ,
Sir Sean Connery here.I was sitting on my ranch talking to my cats about life as a knight and I started thinking about myself. People often ask me, "Sir Connery, what do you do with your spare time,when you're not making films? By the way I loved "Finding Forester", they say.
To that I always tell them, "That finding forester was crap!!" The Rock, now that was a film!
But truly I do not have all too much spare time, what with my cats and filming and the responsibilities of the knighthood (potlucks and such). But when I do have some quality time I like to do needlepoint while thinking of how to achieve world domination. I also read a great number of books with topics ranging from world domination to how to take over the world. I also
like to hunt. I would take holiday every summer to safari in Africa where I would bag the Big Game. Now that I have settled down on my 100,000 acre
ranch I like to put on hunting events here at home. I buy a male urban youth from the streets of Compton, then I gather an elite group of high society types, mostly other knights, and we let the young man loose on my property. As we close in for the kill a number of things can occur. Usually they are quite savage, like a wild animal. Oh, those ones will put up a fight! But sometimes, rarely, they display feminine qualities. Puzzling and fascinating! Then we dance around the fire wearing nothing but the blood of our kill, and we feast on man!
Oh, but alas I must go. It is high noon and the sun is perfect for basking, as so many great lizards have done before me.
Toodles,
-Sir Sean "Puffy" Connery
Sir Sean Connery here.I was sitting on my ranch talking to my cats about life as a knight and I started thinking about myself. People often ask me, "Sir Connery, what do you do with your spare time,when you're not making films? By the way I loved "Finding Forester", they say.
To that I always tell them, "That finding forester was crap!!" The Rock, now that was a film!
But truly I do not have all too much spare time, what with my cats and filming and the responsibilities of the knighthood (potlucks and such). But when I do have some quality time I like to do needlepoint while thinking of how to achieve world domination. I also read a great number of books with topics ranging from world domination to how to take over the world. I also
like to hunt. I would take holiday every summer to safari in Africa where I would bag the Big Game. Now that I have settled down on my 100,000 acre
ranch I like to put on hunting events here at home. I buy a male urban youth from the streets of Compton, then I gather an elite group of high society types, mostly other knights, and we let the young man loose on my property. As we close in for the kill a number of things can occur. Usually they are quite savage, like a wild animal. Oh, those ones will put up a fight! But sometimes, rarely, they display feminine qualities. Puzzling and fascinating! Then we dance around the fire wearing nothing but the blood of our kill, and we feast on man!
Oh, but alas I must go. It is high noon and the sun is perfect for basking, as so many great lizards have done before me.
Toodles,
-Sir Sean "Puffy" Connery
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