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feux hawk, huh?

I swear the next guy I see in this town with feux hawk is getting called the fuck out. And Im sure Im getting throwed the fuck out of whatever bar im in. I thought pink polos and costa's made me sick. Nothing is as bad as a feux hawk, nothing. It is the single greatest indication of douche baggery. I really...
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All my rowdy friends have settled down.

What is it with couples?

So many of my friends have girl friends or wives, and now I hardly do anything except hang out with my roommate, the only single friend i got. I go over to my very good friend's place, him and his roommate (another friend of mine) are so busy with thier girl friends I...
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Beer now cheaper than gas!

The legacy has "bring your own pitcher night" on wednesdays and they fill any pitcher up for $3. My buddy got a three gallon water jug. Do the math.

I got a new haircut. Now all I need to do is get some color.

I'm have a pretty fun time for having not gotten laid yet.

Happy 4th of July!

Its gonna be a long summer...

In two months I'll be transplanted to Colorado! Tuscaloosa just cant handle these Merrels, or this Gary Fisher.

Bycicles. You can save a lot of money on gas and DUIs by riding a bike around. Plus fit people have better sex than sedentary people.

Bike under the Influence at one's own discretion. I'm fairly certain I cracked a couple...
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YAY! Home from Iraq!

The internet is so much faster in my new house than it was in talil.

My own, room, all to myself

Fuck SANDSTORMS!!!

All I need to get the fuck out of Iraq is for the sandstorm to lift for a couple hours (its been going for days it seems like) so the plane can fly me to Kuwait. I'm tired of sitting in this room with nothing to do but look at suicide girls and AR15.com. Not that I have anything against SG or...
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Iraq is almost behind me!

Four more days!

I dont even want to talk about all the shit that bothers me because I'll just start bitchin and go on for hours. The good news is, in about a week I'll be turned loose on society. Finally, enough good looking women around that I might be able to have one myself.

I'm leaving IRAQ...SOON!!!

Due to gripes, bitches, moans and complaints by national guardsmen and thier families:

Tours are 400 days
The mob process (ours was four months) counts as part of tour
The demob process (about 3-7 days) also counts as part of tour
Terminal leave after demob counts as part of tour
tour cannot exceed the time allotted, MUST go home early
The unit...
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Yay! I turned 23 and didnt even know it...yeah. Oh I could make a serious stack of extra paper if I tack another 120 days (which actually comes out at 110 counting the terminal leave I would accumilate).

Take this job and shove it. I aint workin here no more.

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Here I am. I'm in Iraq. I just got moved into a room (at Talil/Adder near Nasiriyah) with internet that doesnt block SG. Yeah, at my last dwelling (at Arifjan, Kuwait) the internet blocked both suicidegirls.com and ar15.com, I'm about to be 23 years old, wtf?

So i've been doing a blog on blogger, it is what it is, and is pretty...
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