dirtyrugbyshirt

Alright, I know where to find all the girls whose greatest achievment in life was getting into a sorority. Roger, I get it. Alabama has multiple fine arts programs. I know there are girls in these programs. I'm stuck here until my "troubles" are free and clear, I might as well find myself one of them. I dont need anything serious, just a "buddy". Shit, I'm 23, Im single, I've been home from Iraq for over a month, and none of these tuscaloosa girls (so far) are into me.

I'm now on day three of not celebrating 4:20 (am or pm!). God I hope I'm going to be able to celebrate 4/20. I even managed to celebrate 4/20 while I was on deployment for fucks sake (I was home on leave). I dont know how my prob is gonnawork yet. I am NOT risking a drug test failure. Its not worth it. On my last day my best friend is flying in from Ft. Collins and the next day, when I wake up a free man, we are gonna

FUCK! I just realized its sunday and I'm in tuscaloosa. I hope my buddy remembers to stop by the class VI store after his graduation ceremony. He just got out of OCS and he is coming to my place to drink some beer before he moves to Colorado (without me )

All this cultural oppression at the hands of tuscaloosa has led me to watch Easy Rider again. There is lesson to learn from that movie, and I shall paraphrase it: There is nothing more dangerous to a free man than a man that just discovered he isnt.