Fuck SANDSTORMS!!!
All I need to get the fuck out of Iraq is for the sandstorm to lift for a couple hours (its been going for days it seems like) so the plane can fly me to Kuwait. I'm tired of sitting in this room with nothing to do but look at suicide girls and AR15.com. Not that I have anything against SG or arfcom, I lovem!
Mostly I would really like to get away from my roommate. I'm tired of his smacking, slurping, chomping and snorting his food like the cookie monster. He could at least get off his fat ass and go to the chow hall to do that shit, or eat less often. I swear the dude has got bigger tits than Quinne. The robo douche from Grandmas Boy and the plump airsoft kid in the "cosmotactical" picture (google image search it) had a love child, and I have been living with it.
All I need to get the fuck out of Iraq is for the sandstorm to lift for a couple hours (its been going for days it seems like) so the plane can fly me to Kuwait. I'm tired of sitting in this room with nothing to do but look at suicide girls and AR15.com. Not that I have anything against SG or arfcom, I lovem!
Mostly I would really like to get away from my roommate. I'm tired of his smacking, slurping, chomping and snorting his food like the cookie monster. He could at least get off his fat ass and go to the chow hall to do that shit, or eat less often. I swear the dude has got bigger tits than Quinne. The robo douche from Grandmas Boy and the plump airsoft kid in the "cosmotactical" picture (google image search it) had a love child, and I have been living with it.