Today, my number went up. What number, you ask? Well, generally speaking, women* keep a running tally in their heads of the people who have seen them naked after they hit sexual maturity. My list is kept so I know who I need to kill when I bump off Scarlett Johansson and steal her body so no one can give away my secret.
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skully:
this is cute, i just laughed out loud. you funny lady you! 
jhoneilmc:
hahahah. Well I have seen you semi naked. Where does that put me?
Well hey, it's only been two years since my last post. Woohoo! I think it's time to start up again.
Since it's nearly 5 weeks until Elegant Swan Day (yay, being a maid of honor!), I've had to start getting serious about getting my things together. On Saturday, I went shopping for Shoes I'll Never Wear Again to go with the Dress I'll Never Wear...
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Since it's nearly 5 weeks until Elegant Swan Day (yay, being a maid of honor!), I've had to start getting serious about getting my things together. On Saturday, I went shopping for Shoes I'll Never Wear Again to go with the Dress I'll Never Wear...
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skully:
oh my god hi!!! yay!!!!! 
jhoneilmc:
Whooaa you are back!! I barely visit this site nowadays!! I miss you! 
Today I leave on my vacation to Las Vegas. I've never been there before, I'm really excited about it. I've got my camera all charged and ready to take approximately one BILLION photos. wooohoo!
vivaaaaa las vegas!
vivaaaaa las vegas!
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rodan:
Or - just NEVER return 
jhoneilmc:
this site blows Akachan...
One of the assistant managers (we'll call him...Joey Joe Joe) at my store is dating a girl named Sarah. I don't believe Sarah has a job, consequently, she is at Guitar Center CONSTANTLY. Every day, for hours at a time. There are times, regardless of my being paid to show up (and the fact that I need money to survive) that I have difficulty mustering...
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miketheevil1:
I have made faces before, but not on a regular basis. They best not do it behind my back! hahaha.....
Wow ... good luck with the whole job thing. Being that I am not you, it's pretty funny. But, I can definitely see how it could suck to be in your shoes right now!
Hopefully, Clive has a good sense of humor! 
Good Luck
Wow ... good luck with the whole job thing. Being that I am not you, it's pretty funny. But, I can definitely see how it could suck to be in your shoes right now!
Hopefully, Clive has a good sense of humor!
Good Luck
primordialooze:
So... I know I'm not commenting much these days, but I can't resist:
Why do they play that annoying music all the time at Guitar Center. Every time I go in there to try out gear all I can hear in my head is this music that makes me *insane*! Then my mind blanks out and I end up forgetting what I wanted in the first place. So I go home.
hmm...
Why do they play that annoying music all the time at Guitar Center. Every time I go in there to try out gear all I can hear in my head is this music that makes me *insane*! Then my mind blanks out and I end up forgetting what I wanted in the first place. So I go home.
hmm...
I'll admit it--this cold, and subsequent ear infection have made me irritable. But still...
I'd just gone out to get something for my ear--some eardrops, a washcloth to make a compress with...something. I pull into the QFC parking lot, and there's a guy parked in the fire lane. Not only parked in the fire lane, but obnoxiously parked, so cars going in opposite directions have...
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I'd just gone out to get something for my ear--some eardrops, a washcloth to make a compress with...something. I pull into the QFC parking lot, and there's a guy parked in the fire lane. Not only parked in the fire lane, but obnoxiously parked, so cars going in opposite directions have...
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superscott:
you're still my friend.
when are you coming back down here so we can actually hang out?
when are you coming back down here so we can actually hang out?
jhoneilmc:
whatafucka that guy was!! 
wooo it's been a long time since I've updated. Life has gotten hectic, and working 80 hours a week hasn't helped, either.
TODAY though, I got the day off and went to go see MSI in Seattle. It was an absolutely AMAZING show. I started out in the pit, but I'm a short girl, and all of these huge guys around me wouldn't stop shoving...
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TODAY though, I got the day off and went to go see MSI in Seattle. It was an absolutely AMAZING show. I started out in the pit, but I'm a short girl, and all of these huge guys around me wouldn't stop shoving...
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cinemonk:
80 hours?! Wow! That's insane! Glad to hear that things are going well for you and you are having fun! 
bored2death:
Holy Crap! 80 hours a week is too much for anything except sleep.
What exactly is it you do for that long? Sales Monkey doesn't describe much, but it still sounds like hard work.
What exactly is it you do for that long? Sales Monkey doesn't describe much, but it still sounds like hard work.
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miketheevil1:
still pirate cupcakes?
elzibub:
Hey chica-- Glad it looks (and sounds) like you had an amazing b-day! That song rocked!!
You know, as far as body parts, I kinda think I'd like to be tall, like Uma Thurman or Angelina Jolie. I don't mind being round & curvy, but maybe it would make more sense if I were TALL, for once (instead of 5'2"). And if that won't work, I'll jsut take Uma & Angelina on whole wheat TO GO, please.
Can you believe Jhoneil is leaving the site ? Poo.
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You know, as far as body parts, I kinda think I'd like to be tall, like Uma Thurman or Angelina Jolie. I don't mind being round & curvy, but maybe it would make more sense if I were TALL, for once (instead of 5'2"). And if that won't work, I'll jsut take Uma & Angelina on whole wheat TO GO, please.
Can you believe Jhoneil is leaving the site
? Poo.
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Today is a glorious day...Happy Birthday to me!
I'm going to be having a pirate-themed birthday party at a nearby karaoke bar...
currently baking many many cupcakes which will be emblazoned with bold skull 'n' crossbones motifs.
I'll post pictures of the party when I've got em!
Also: Starting today, I'll be asking one stupid question per journal entry. Give me your answers!
If you...
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I'm going to be having a pirate-themed birthday party at a nearby karaoke bar...
currently baking many many cupcakes which will be emblazoned with bold skull 'n' crossbones motifs.
I'll post pictures of the party when I've got em!
Also: Starting today, I'll be asking one stupid question per journal entry. Give me your answers!
If you...
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holland:
happy late birthday beautiful woman!
rodan:
I gotta know - how was the party?!
I'm going to Medival Times for mine - probably alone but what the hell, it's my birthday, I'll be alone if I wanna
I'm going to Medival Times for mine - probably alone but what the hell, it's my birthday, I'll be alone if I wanna
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sempi:
Happy B-Day!
jhoneilmc:
wha?? Hey it's your Birthday!!! Happy Happy Joy Joy!!
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miketheevil1:
I don't know its kinda scary to me