dirtyprettything

I swear I need this tattooed on my forehead:

You look good darlin'..... just act right!!

I swear I'm going to start researching how I can grow a third leg, so that it can kick me in the ass everytime I open my mouth. I just can't get it right sometimes, and it frustrates the fuck outta me...

...in other news I'm going to be on the cover of my fetish shop's fashion magazine, which is going to be nationally distributed (starting with this upcoming issue). yup, I'm officially puffed.