Right when I earn my symbolic bartender bottle opener (complete with "go fuck yourself" written on it), I find I am out of a job. The bar I was working for has now closed during the week, which of course are the days I am scheduled to work. GAR! fuckers.
Oh well, the other bartender and I are now on the prowl looking for employment - anyone wanna pay me to make you drinks??
Oh well, the other bartender and I are now on the prowl looking for employment - anyone wanna pay me to make you drinks??

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sixtyfootqueenie:
far out... how many jobs do you have?!?!?
sapperdevil:
fuck.. just move down to DC... theres a million bars down there and they always seem to need bartenders... i could never be a bartender... i'd end up getting fired for being too drunk