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Hehe... My new favorite picture of myself. Took it a few days ago.

THIS WEEKEND:
.... was nuts. Really.

Went out Friday night to this bar in Darmstadt with my super rad friend. I always have such a good time with him and we have really cool concersations... about music, books, people we think are demons (like Oprah and Dr. Phil), or just check out sexy girls. That's always fun. The night was going great til he said "Should we make this our last round?". After that, I don't remember what happened.

I don't remember walking out of the bar, getting in a cab, walking up 2 flights or stares or getting into his room. Nothing. Nada.

I do remember thinking "OH GOD! I'm gonna..." and then my beloved shots of tequila and Corona's ended up all over his floor (I'm so fucking sorry.. you have no idea!!!)

Sexy, I know.

Saturday afternoon after I got my drunk ass out of my friends bed, showered and dressed, I headed to Heidelberg where my german friend had this really nice lunch prepared. Since I didn't get there til after 7, needless to say the lunch was ruined and he was a bit upset. I gave him bomb head to make it up to him... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! Noooo.. not Gerhard... if you knew what he looked liked/talked liked/acted like, then you would totally get me poking fun. Hmm

Saturday evening, Gerhard and I went to his friend Franco's house where his wife prepared the most amazing Sicilian meal I've ever had. OMG! We had raw tuna with sun dried tomatoes and nuts, tons of fresh veggies & breads, steamed & buttered crawfish, spaghetti with this super yummy sauce made from anchovies, I think, and lamb stew.

I can't believe I was a vegetarian for 9 years and missed out on all this yumminess!

Sunday, since the hubby was playing golf (he's such an old fart!) I took my time at Gerhard's place.

Just so you all know and don't think I'm some extremely slutty wife that does nothing but hang out with men - Gerhard & Red_Flynn are the only friends I have in Germany. They just both happen to be men and are both the sweetest, kindest, most charming and extremely interesting (and needless to say, extremely different!) people I've ever met.

Oh, and for everyone else who may not know.. I do have an open marriage and I do have a lover. But, because I tend to say too much I'll leave his identity out of my journal.

So, enough with the side notes. Gerhard had baked this extremely yummy Teremisu, which I've never had, and we made salmon & pasta. I've been eating like an Italian gasta boss! Look out, now! LOL

Went to the gym today @ 11:30 to work off my emense calorie-ific weekend. Worked on the crosstrainer, lower and upper abs, back and then cooled down with some yoga and then a 10 minute walk on the tredmill. I feel fucking good... now all I need is to get laid. Hehe.. when is he getting home!?

Haha.. this is all pointless information that no one in their right mind would ever care to know. But if you read all of it.. then you're super rad and I love you . Now go do something constructive like wash your car, feed your cat or masturbate..

Cheers!