Ok, SniggitySnags and ___K tagged me for the 20 questions dealio, so heres me trying to scrounge up 20 probably not interesting at all things about me. I'm a pretty boring person.
1) I went to a Christian school for 2 years of Kindergarten (No, you fucks, I didn't fail kindergarten), and a semester of 11th grade. This is probably a leading factor in my aethiesm.
2) I didn't graduate high school. I'm sure it shows.
3) I had my IQ tested when I was in 2nd grade, and scored 176. Why the hell didn't I graduate high school?
4) I went through a "redneck" phase in middle school. One of my hugest regrets.
5) Fuck yeah, I went through the grunge phase. I rocked the flannel in 90 degree GA summers. Ya know what? Fuck it, lets forget middle school ever existed. Redneck me and listening to Nirvana. Someone should have kicked my ass.
6) I drive like a damn maniac. I do 90 in the slow lane. Lord knows what the hell I do in the fast lane, I don't think my speedometer goes that high. I've got places to be, get the hell out of my way.
7) I am never on time for anything. Ever. I cut everything down to when I can leave the absolute latest and still be there on time, never accounting for variables such as traffic, stops for gas, or not being able to find my keys.
8) I'm strangely OCD. While my house is a total wreck, some things have to be in perfect lines, or stacked in a certain way, else I go crazy.
9) I briefly dated a girl who claimed to be lesbian, and checked out her mom all the time. Man her mom was hot.
10) I. HATE. PICKLES. A right fucking abomination of nature.
11) I have a very harsh view of reality. Most of the things I say here are toned down quite a bit.
12) I'm not suicidal, but I generally have very little regard for my own life. I've been robbed at gunpoint and made jokes. I had a loaded gun stuck in my face and I licked the barrel. I've been jumped and robbed, and proceeded to pummel one of the guys with a 2 Liter of Sprite.
13) I'd rather read a computer magazine than look at porn.
14) I was in gifted classes nearly the entirety of my school career. Seriously, what the fuck happened to me?
15) All my girlfriends have cheated on me. Awesome.
16) Yet, I've heard from numerous women that I've never slept with how great in the sack I supposedly am.
17) I used to be rediculously strong, fast, and was ripped as hell. Now I'm a fat sack of shit. I could nearly touch the rim of a standard 10 foot basketball goal, even though I'm only 5'5", and could leg press nearly 6 times my weight. Now I can hardly make it up the stairs.
18) I have very little sense of smell.
19) I've got this condition here. A friend of mine has mentioned numerous times she wants to eat cereal out of the concave.
20) My mother and I both nearly died during my birth. I have scars all over my head and nerve damage around my face. My hearing suffers mildly from it, and my cheeks and ears used to get red as hell just at random. I was also in an incubator for 6 weeks. I was one fucked up kid. Still am.
Um...since I got tagged twice!
Here's [k]'s share...
k1) I abhor lying. I see no point in lying, outside of say, "little white lies" along the lines of "No, I didn't get you ___ for your birthday"
k2) I used to be a pretty good thief. I've costed large corporations I've worked for probably well over $10,000. I now refuse to steal/embezzle from small chains and franchises, but really have no problem sticking it to the man.
k3) As a matter of fact, I steal from the government all the time. Of course, this isn't really stealing, it's keeping whats rightfully mine.
k4) I think anarchy is an inherently flawed concept.
k5) I think racism is a vile, disgusting process of thought. On the flipside sort of, I find Affirmative Action, and various other related mandates to be inherently racist, and thus loathe them equally.
k6) I dont think Hate is a strong enough word, There needs to be something stronger. I don't have any good ideas for this though.
k7) I used to fistfight for fun. Those were good times.
k8) I refuse to smoke, drink, or do drugs. It seriously aggrivates me, and I find it disrespectful when people try to get me to drink, "just to relax", or for whatever reason.
k9) I was a virgin for an extremely long time.
k10) I don't approach women when I'm out, because frankly, I have better things to do. Like, watch the goddamn band play. I also don't see the point in chasing random pieces of ass every night. I think the big deal that people make over sex, on either side of the spectrum, is silly.
k11) My life has changed significantly since April of '04. I actually have more than 2 friends now, and do more than play EverQuest and work. I have Avenge Vegas to thank. No, thats not just another random plug, I'm serious. I owe those girls a lot.
k12) I also think homophobia is just as vile as racism. Is it so goddamn hard to understand, WE'RE ALL THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT OUR SKIN COLOR IS, OR WHO WE WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH?!
k13) Frankly, I think I should be the dictator of America. I've got a lot of good ideas, but since they're good ideas, I'd never be voted into any polital office, so I guess I just need to have an accident with a mysterious barrel of toxic waste, and gain superpowers so I can take over.
k14) I'm a fucking loony.
k15) I'm very scatterbrained and forgetful. I'll forget what I'm saying mid sentance sometimes.
k16) I started going bald at 16.
k17) I'm pretty much the black sheep of my extended family. I'm the only one that didn't graduate, has been arrested, has tattoos, and is generally doing nothing with life except blowing money on rock and roll.
k18) I'm very creative, I just don't use it often, except for being a smartass.
k19) I have a temper. It's scary at times. I've punched out my own cars' window before, and thrown cardboard through walls. I've gotten it under control though in recent years.
k20) I'm very loyal to my friends and family. Thats usually when the temper kicks in. Don't fuck with my people.
I hereby tag: Politik, XappleX, and twigtech
1) I went to a Christian school for 2 years of Kindergarten (No, you fucks, I didn't fail kindergarten), and a semester of 11th grade. This is probably a leading factor in my aethiesm.
2) I didn't graduate high school. I'm sure it shows.
3) I had my IQ tested when I was in 2nd grade, and scored 176. Why the hell didn't I graduate high school?
4) I went through a "redneck" phase in middle school. One of my hugest regrets.
5) Fuck yeah, I went through the grunge phase. I rocked the flannel in 90 degree GA summers. Ya know what? Fuck it, lets forget middle school ever existed. Redneck me and listening to Nirvana. Someone should have kicked my ass.
6) I drive like a damn maniac. I do 90 in the slow lane. Lord knows what the hell I do in the fast lane, I don't think my speedometer goes that high. I've got places to be, get the hell out of my way.
7) I am never on time for anything. Ever. I cut everything down to when I can leave the absolute latest and still be there on time, never accounting for variables such as traffic, stops for gas, or not being able to find my keys.
8) I'm strangely OCD. While my house is a total wreck, some things have to be in perfect lines, or stacked in a certain way, else I go crazy.
9) I briefly dated a girl who claimed to be lesbian, and checked out her mom all the time. Man her mom was hot.
10) I. HATE. PICKLES. A right fucking abomination of nature.
11) I have a very harsh view of reality. Most of the things I say here are toned down quite a bit.
12) I'm not suicidal, but I generally have very little regard for my own life. I've been robbed at gunpoint and made jokes. I had a loaded gun stuck in my face and I licked the barrel. I've been jumped and robbed, and proceeded to pummel one of the guys with a 2 Liter of Sprite.
13) I'd rather read a computer magazine than look at porn.
14) I was in gifted classes nearly the entirety of my school career. Seriously, what the fuck happened to me?
15) All my girlfriends have cheated on me. Awesome.
16) Yet, I've heard from numerous women that I've never slept with how great in the sack I supposedly am.
17) I used to be rediculously strong, fast, and was ripped as hell. Now I'm a fat sack of shit. I could nearly touch the rim of a standard 10 foot basketball goal, even though I'm only 5'5", and could leg press nearly 6 times my weight. Now I can hardly make it up the stairs.
18) I have very little sense of smell.
19) I've got this condition here. A friend of mine has mentioned numerous times she wants to eat cereal out of the concave.
20) My mother and I both nearly died during my birth. I have scars all over my head and nerve damage around my face. My hearing suffers mildly from it, and my cheeks and ears used to get red as hell just at random. I was also in an incubator for 6 weeks. I was one fucked up kid. Still am.
Um...since I got tagged twice!
Here's [k]'s share...
k1) I abhor lying. I see no point in lying, outside of say, "little white lies" along the lines of "No, I didn't get you ___ for your birthday"
k2) I used to be a pretty good thief. I've costed large corporations I've worked for probably well over $10,000. I now refuse to steal/embezzle from small chains and franchises, but really have no problem sticking it to the man.
k3) As a matter of fact, I steal from the government all the time. Of course, this isn't really stealing, it's keeping whats rightfully mine.
k4) I think anarchy is an inherently flawed concept.
k5) I think racism is a vile, disgusting process of thought. On the flipside sort of, I find Affirmative Action, and various other related mandates to be inherently racist, and thus loathe them equally.
k6) I dont think Hate is a strong enough word, There needs to be something stronger. I don't have any good ideas for this though.
k7) I used to fistfight for fun. Those were good times.
k8) I refuse to smoke, drink, or do drugs. It seriously aggrivates me, and I find it disrespectful when people try to get me to drink, "just to relax", or for whatever reason.
k9) I was a virgin for an extremely long time.
k10) I don't approach women when I'm out, because frankly, I have better things to do. Like, watch the goddamn band play. I also don't see the point in chasing random pieces of ass every night. I think the big deal that people make over sex, on either side of the spectrum, is silly.
k11) My life has changed significantly since April of '04. I actually have more than 2 friends now, and do more than play EverQuest and work. I have Avenge Vegas to thank. No, thats not just another random plug, I'm serious. I owe those girls a lot.
k12) I also think homophobia is just as vile as racism. Is it so goddamn hard to understand, WE'RE ALL THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT OUR SKIN COLOR IS, OR WHO WE WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH?!
k13) Frankly, I think I should be the dictator of America. I've got a lot of good ideas, but since they're good ideas, I'd never be voted into any polital office, so I guess I just need to have an accident with a mysterious barrel of toxic waste, and gain superpowers so I can take over.
k14) I'm a fucking loony.
k15) I'm very scatterbrained and forgetful. I'll forget what I'm saying mid sentance sometimes.
k16) I started going bald at 16.
k17) I'm pretty much the black sheep of my extended family. I'm the only one that didn't graduate, has been arrested, has tattoos, and is generally doing nothing with life except blowing money on rock and roll.
k18) I'm very creative, I just don't use it often, except for being a smartass.
k19) I have a temper. It's scary at times. I've punched out my own cars' window before, and thrown cardboard through walls. I've gotten it under control though in recent years.
k20) I'm very loyal to my friends and family. Thats usually when the temper kicks in. Don't fuck with my people.
I hereby tag: Politik, XappleX, and twigtech
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I did the 20 facts thing about me....and tagged.