Tuesday Jun 19, 2007

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Poopsicle.

I've got a splinter in my toe, and I can't see it well enough to get it out. It BURNS. (Not really)

It kinda stings, though.

Nothing makes me feel like a grown up like buying postage stamps. Can't explain it.

OWWW. Toe. Crapdookie.

It is the time in Sprockets when we clean the house.

Sunday Jun 17, 2007

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Last post was a bit drama queenly, and I apologize for that. I was fairly bummed last night. Whhhaaaaatever.

I'm amazed that it's not oppressively hot in my apartment today, but it's pretty damned beautiful outside. Waiting for my sister to get off work, so we can do some last minute Dad's Day shopping, and head on out to Elk Grove to see the big...
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toez:
Thank you darling I absolutely LOVE it!

Saturday Jun 16, 2007

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How to Stuff a Wild Bikini is on! Suh-weet. I love a lazy Saturday afternoon. Who doesn't love a Frankie/Annette flick?

Our tv setup angers me- we hooked it all up, but left out the vcr. Naturally, I did not realize this until I went to watch a tape, and nothing happened. The vcr is plugged in to the wall, giving the illusion of working-ness,...
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tds:
Thin Man Box Set. I've been eyeing it for ages, but now that i see it's like $45, i might get it now. I loved those movies growing up, & still do.

I think they're the same Mormons, but you never can tell. They stick out like a sore thumb in South Sac, too. The advice i got earlier today from a friend was buy a sword. I feel this might be excessive, but amusing.

Wednesday Jun 13, 2007

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I can't believe that it's going to be hotter than it is right now this summer. We simply will not be able to have guests. You can't help but to drop trou a few steps in this joint.

I've spent the evening doing a few dishes, but mostly watching tv. I can't stand Dustin Diamond. What a d-bag.

I see dehydration in the near future!...
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Wednesday Jun 13, 2007

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Bleh. Hot. Work. Coming home on my lunch break is such a tease. I've got to go back there, and pretend to do stuff!

No, I've actually got quite a bit to do. I need to check over my calendars for Monday, make sure I haven't forgotten anything, and beg the lady who's training me to check over my second offenders, because, alas, forsooth, I...
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Tuesday Jun 12, 2007

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It's assfuck HOT in our apartment. I'm really starting to... ok, I'm almost starting to regret this 3rd floor apartment business. But I love my view. Of work. And an overgrown, soon-to-be-lofts lot. Which is being blocked by a creepy camper thing. It's been there for nearly a week. Hobos like to sit by it. I think it's full of DRUGS.

We did a shit-ton...
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brassbancroft:
I don't think I ever want to experience assfuck hot.
tds:
Dude, hobos rule. I hold out hope one of them ends up being JD Salinger. Just because that would blow my mind.

Monday Jun 11, 2007

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I feel like CRAAAAP. The weekend caught up with me, and I'm lethargic, and foul things are afoot in my intestinal region. Not cool, man.

On the bright side, I have enough stuff to do at work that should keep me busy for the rest of the day, if not into tomorrow. And I'll probably only get busier. I'm afraid I might get overwhelmed, but...
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brassbancroft:
Nothing quite says Monday morning like a case of the hungover from the weekend before beer-shits.
brassbancroft:
I dropped one today that felt like it was rolled in broken glass before it left my butt.

For intestinal issues I highly recommend Bumble Bars, they sell them at the Co-op.

Friday Jun 08, 2007

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Last night was fun, but today I feel akin to DEATH. That's an exaggeration, but I am lethargic and pukey, scratch that, GASSY (even better, right?), and tired. I did wake up pretty energized though. Strange.

The boy is back tonight, and we've got a date! Woo. Pizza and beer (eesh) at Vito's, and then Spidey 3. I'm not expecting much from the movie. The...
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brassbancroft:
Anything other than Zelda's is just uncivilized.

Thursday Jun 07, 2007

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I'll be damned if just about ANYTHING can be construed as sexual harassment. Probably the biggest reason I might sort of miss my old job, was that we were utterly inappropriate. At all times. Er, mostly. When customers weren't right next to us. In earshot? Oh yeah, game ON. Sad.

I'm pretty darned broke right now. For me, anyway. Pay day is a'comin', and not...
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brassbancroft:
When I was in the military we would have to watch a video about sexual harassment every year or so. In the military tradition of making things as simple as possible for the stupidest people, It equated appropriate behavior to a traffic light.

Green light was normal work place interactions, yellow was behavior that could be perceived as questionable (an inappropriate joke for example), and red light was full on sexual harassment. I just remember going out of my way to yell "red light" whenever I could.
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