Hardy har har! A) I am watching Oprah. This, in and of itself, is FUNNY. B) The episode deals with women who are living lies. The first woman is obsessed with trying to look like a celebrity. She buys everything that celebrities do, and she is obsessed with becoming a size 2. Because most famous women are that size.
Oy. So silly women are. This woman says that this whole thing started when she was pledging a sorority. SHOCKING. And people wonder why I've grown apart from former friends who are in sororities. That's not to say that I hate all the greek ladies, but 90? 95% of the time? Yeah, probably have so little in common.
Guys are so much easier to pal around with. I love spending some time with my classy ladies, but guys are such lower maintenance friends, and that's to their credit.
Oooh, may car is coming together, slowly but surely. I think I can actually drive it at night without worrying about getting pulled over. (I recently purchased a '63 VW Karmann Ghia in questionable shape. This car is my boy's project, and he's put much more work into it than I have.) I'm going to LOVE this car.
HEE. Zach Braff is the voice of the Cottonelle puppy. I wish I could get NBC in the apartment. Ah well, soon enough, we'll get crappy cable tv, and I will be glued to the set.
I simply cannot understand why this woman WON'T STOP SPENDING MONEY. She spends 3 grand a MONTH on clothes and shit? I don't earn that in 3 months.
Welp, cranberry juice, lol. Oprah said she was full of herself. HURRRR.
Oh ladies, learn to love to be the person you are. (I love confusing sentences like that.)
Oy. So silly women are. This woman says that this whole thing started when she was pledging a sorority. SHOCKING. And people wonder why I've grown apart from former friends who are in sororities. That's not to say that I hate all the greek ladies, but 90? 95% of the time? Yeah, probably have so little in common.
Guys are so much easier to pal around with. I love spending some time with my classy ladies, but guys are such lower maintenance friends, and that's to their credit.
Oooh, may car is coming together, slowly but surely. I think I can actually drive it at night without worrying about getting pulled over. (I recently purchased a '63 VW Karmann Ghia in questionable shape. This car is my boy's project, and he's put much more work into it than I have.) I'm going to LOVE this car.
HEE. Zach Braff is the voice of the Cottonelle puppy. I wish I could get NBC in the apartment. Ah well, soon enough, we'll get crappy cable tv, and I will be glued to the set.
I simply cannot understand why this woman WON'T STOP SPENDING MONEY. She spends 3 grand a MONTH on clothes and shit? I don't earn that in 3 months.
Welp, cranberry juice, lol. Oprah said she was full of herself. HURRRR.
Oh ladies, learn to love to be the person you are. (I love confusing sentences like that.)