Monday Sep 15, 2003

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fuckin cough.
fuckin fever.
fuckin sore throat.
FUCKIN CAR ALARM! a 20 minute cacophony of incessant whistles, sirens, and horns. somebody steal that piece of shit already.
jeykool:
ALTERNATIVE FUELS!! Thank god somebody else thinks we need to bite the bullet on that one...
jeykool:
BTW, I'm glad somebody else has good taste in SG girl pics, too.

Monday Sep 08, 2003

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jean-paul sartre is sitting in a cafe when a waiter approaches him. "can i get you something to drink, m. sartre?" sartre replies, "yes, i'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream." nodding in agreement, the waiter walks off. a moment later, the waiter returns and says, "i'm sorry, m. sartre, but we're all out of cream... how about with no milk?"
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dango:
Your a cool cat dino. Take care.
pookah:
Heisenberg was pulled over by a traffic cop while speeding on the Autobahn. The officer says "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replied "No, but I know where I am."

Your help with the PhotoShop would be GREATLY appreciated!