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I was at work today and this guy came up to me. He spoke English, just not very well. Not like he was from another country, he just... didn't annunciate well. I thought he asked for "ladies' dish cleaner". I was like "???". We went back and forth for a while with me trying to discern what he meant. He kept saying "ladies' dish cleaner". Are only ladies allowed to clean dishes? Finally, I had him over by the dish soap and he was like "It's something to clean they privates". And I'm like "Oh! You mean ladies' douche cleaner!" Except I didn't actually say it, I just took him over to the Personal Wellness section and dumped him on the lady working there.

My dad worked at the local cable company for a number of years, just recently stopped working there. He mostly produced commercials for local businesses that contract the cable company. Of all the people in his department, he was the one favored for voice over work. They just did it themselves because hiring people in the Voice Actors Guild is expensive. Anyway, long story short, there've been a number of commercials airing on local cable voiced over by my dad for the past few years. I often leave my tv playing in the background when I'm on the computer. And let me tell you... there is nothing weirder than jacking off to some internet porn and suddenly hearing your dad talking about a car dealership in a saccharine voice. It's like the Twilight Zone.

Reel Big Fish's live CD/DVD is pretty awesome. Two CDs, an hour each, plus a DVD. I'd say it's worth $15. Did I pay $15 for it?

(No, I did not.)

This is not from the DVD. But it's still the best cover song ever.