My toilet was leaking, so I called my landlord. He said he'd send someone. A week later, I called him again. Today, someone was supposed to show up at 10:30. He showed up at 9:30 and woke me up. He looked and left, then I went to class. Came back, got bored, started watching some porn. Then the guy showed up again and interruppted me. He's this old guy with a really weird voice who may be slightly retarded. He started working on the toilet, then cut himself and bled all over my bathroom. Then he couldn't lift the toilet back onto the bolts. The whole time, he's cursing. So I had to help him with getting it back on. Once it was back on, I thought he was going to leave so I could get ready for work. I work in half an hour, the bus takes 20 minutes. Now he just broke the actual porcelain part of the toilet while he was tightening the base, so he has to caulk it. I'm going to be late for work. I don't want to leave him in here, plus I have to use the bathroom. And I'm going to have to disinfect the entire room so I don't get hepatitis or whatever he may be carrying around in his blood. Now he just spilled caulk on my carpet.

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