You know you're drunk when you're shouting "Go fuck yourself!" at the soap after the fourth time you drop it in the shower. Jameson, appletinis, pear cider, tequila, pumpkin ale, mandarin vodka, and firecracker noodles from Chin's do not mix well.
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