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TORONTO REAL MEN AND THE WOMEN WHO LOVE THEM is a community dedicated to de-feminizing the men of Toronto, and encouraging women to become more sexually liberated. Real men are sex hungry studs and real women are bisexual sluts.
Decades of feminism has turned once sexually assertive and sexually talented men into beer drinking, TV watching, losers who can't even sexually satisfy their own wives or girlfriends. They don't even take the time to compliment women on on their looks, new clothes, new hairstyle, or just to say "I Love You". Sexually insatiable men are referred to as "sex addicts", and discouraged to be sexually assertive.
Furthermore, the "Metrosexual" movement, in which closeted gay men pretend to be straight, and the dangerously exploding "fag hag" movement, in which straight women associate exclusively with gay men, are brainwashing women into thinking that "sensitive, manicured men" can provide them with the sexual satisfaction they need. Needless to say, vibrator and dildo sales have skyrocked over the past two decades. There is an increasing encroachment of gay male role models for women (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Will and Grace, etc.). Also, the "macho male movement" is dying. Where are the modern-day Clint Eastwood's and John Wayne's?
The moderator of the group is DIMITRI THE LOVER, who to this day is still persecuted by both sexually insecure men and man-hating women for puting up pink posters throughout Toronto entitled "Sexually Satisfied?", and aimed at sexually unsatisifed women. The poster will be referred to from here on in as "THE FIRST TESTAMENT OF DIMITRI". A copy of this sacred testament can be found at http://www.livejournal.com/users/dimitrithelover/.
Both straight/bisexual men and bisexual women are allowed to join Toronto REAL Men, but they must each abide by the ten commandments brought down by DIMITRI THE LOVER. These commandments are "THE SECOND TESTAMENT OF DIMITRI". They are listed hereafter, with the rationale for each in brackets below.
Also, any reference to DIMITRI made within this community must at least have the first letter capitalized.
Ten Commandments for REAL MEN:
1. I WILL NOT GIVE IN TO THE BEER/ALCOHOL LOBBY, AND QUIT DRINKING IMMEDIATELY
(Alcohol makes men fat and lazy, and has been proven to lower serum testosterone levels, thereby lowering their sex drive and feminizing them.)
2. I WILL SUBMIT TO MY WOMAN IN THE BEDROOM
(Women have multiple orgasms. It is your responsiblity to do whatever it takes to give them as many as possible. You must serve your woman's sexual needs, any time she wants, whatever she wants.)
3. I WILL LICK PUSSY/ASS EVERY SINGLE TIME I AM ASKED TO
(No exceptions ... women love being licked, and we must fulfill their needs. And I hate to say it ... if she wants it, you must lick her even after you've fucked her. No exceptions.)
4. I WILL NOT ALLOW MY WOMAN TO NAG/VERBALLY/PHYSICALLY ABUSE ME
(A REAL man will tell her off and give her an ultimatum with teeth that he will leave her if she does it again.)
5. I WILL NOT BEAT MY WOMAN
(I am not referring to a single slap or a spanking because your woman has been running at the mouth for a half hour non-stop ... I am referring to beating.)
6. I WILL HIT ON WOMEN EVERY OPPORTUNITY I GET
(Whether it's a coffee shop, grocery store, or the internet ... if you want her, go for it. "Sexual Harassment", which never existed in natural times, is only applicable in the workplace.)
7. I ACCEPT THAT I AM A BORN MURDERER AND RAPIST
(You all know you are. You know that nature has bred it into you. The only thing preventing you from acting on your desires is fear of incarceration. When a man says "I want to kill my boss", in the natural world, the boss would be dead. When a woman is bending over to pick up a steak at Loblaws meat department, in the natural world, you'd be lifting up her skirt, pulling down her panties, and pounding her full of meat. We are fighting our natural urges on a daily basis.)
8. I WILL BE A TRADITIONAL GENTLEMAN AT ALL TIMES
(Hold doors open for women, walk on the outside of the sidewalk, kiss a woman's hand when you greet her, etc. I don't care how silly society has made you believe such actions are, they are expected from a REAL man. And, you do it for ALL women ... not just good-looking women or ones you want to fuck.)
9. I WILL SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF DIMITRI EVERY CHANCE I GET
(Just like a Jehovah's Witness, tell people about TORONTO REAL MEN AND THE WOMEN WHO LOVE THEM)
10. I WILL GIVE IT ALL UP FOR LOVE
(Friends hate her? Parents threatening to disown you? FUCK THEM ALL! If you love her, tell them all to go to hell.)
Ten Commandments for WOMEN WHO LOVE REAL MEN:
1. I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO MAKE MYSELF SEXUALLY APPETIZING FOR MY MAN
(A "slow metabolism" is bullshit. Cut out the carbs and drop the pounds. Dress like a slut at any opportunity. Keep your pussy CLEAN AND SHAVED at all times. Hard core followers shave the entire thing, but a decree was passed down by DIMITRI that Brazilian cuts are acceptable.)
2. I WILL THREATEN TO LEAVE MY MAN IF HE DOES NOT ABIDE BY THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
(Most men are so caught up in drinking and watching sports on TV that they need to be told loudly and firmly.)
3. I WILL STOP DENYING MY NATURAL BISEXUALITY AND HAVE THREESOMES WITH MY MAN AND OTHER CHICKS.
(You know you dream about it ... you know porno movies depicting it turn you on ... so JUST DO IT!)
4. I WILL SUBMIT TO MY HUSBAND OUTSIDE OF THE BEDROOM.
(In the bedroom, you're boss ... your pleasure is first and foremost. But outside the bedroom, let your man be a man. Never put him down in front of other people, even jokingly.)
5. I WILL EAT MY MAN'S SPERM IF HE WISHES
(As well as being full of nuitrients, many men love women who swallow.)
6. I ACCEPT THAT MY MAN IS A BORN MURDERER AND RAPIST, AND I WILL NOT PROVOKE HIM
(Your man is a ticking time bomb. Don't yell at him, nag him, treat him like garbage, etc. A REAL man can take only so much, and could explode at a moment's notice.)
7. I WILL NOT DATE "METROSEXUALS"
(A "Metrosexual" is a closeted gay man. If your man weighs himself daily but is not overweight, gets facials/manicures, dresses like a queer, etc. ... dump him.)
8. I WILL NOT BE A "FAG HAG"
(You are allowed to have fags as friends, but you cannot become obsessed with hanging out with them.)
9. I WILL SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF DIMITRI EVERY CHANCE I GET
(Just like a Jehovah's Witness, tell people about TORONTO REAL MEN AND THE WOMEN WHO LOVE THEM)
10. I WILL GIVE IT ALL UP FOR LOVE
(Friends hate him? Parents threatening to disown you? FUCK THEM ALL! If you love him, tell them all to go to hell.)
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TORONTO REAL MEN AND THE WOMEN WHO LOVE THEM is a community dedicated to de-feminizing the men of Toronto, and encouraging women to become more sexually liberated. Real men are sex hungry studs and real women are bisexual sluts.
Decades of feminism has turned once sexually assertive and sexually talented men into beer drinking, TV watching, losers who can't even sexually satisfy their own wives or girlfriends. They don't even take the time to compliment women on on their looks, new clothes, new hairstyle, or just to say "I Love You". Sexually insatiable men are referred to as "sex addicts", and discouraged to be sexually assertive.
Furthermore, the "Metrosexual" movement, in which closeted gay men pretend to be straight, and the dangerously exploding "fag hag" movement, in which straight women associate exclusively with gay men, are brainwashing women into thinking that "sensitive, manicured men" can provide them with the sexual satisfaction they need. Needless to say, vibrator and dildo sales have skyrocked over the past two decades. There is an increasing encroachment of gay male role models for women (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Will and Grace, etc.). Also, the "macho male movement" is dying. Where are the modern-day Clint Eastwood's and John Wayne's?
The moderator of the group is DIMITRI THE LOVER, who to this day is still persecuted by both sexually insecure men and man-hating women for puting up pink posters throughout Toronto entitled "Sexually Satisfied?", and aimed at sexually unsatisifed women. The poster will be referred to from here on in as "THE FIRST TESTAMENT OF DIMITRI". A copy of this sacred testament can be found at http://www.livejournal.com/users/dimitrithelover/.
Both straight/bisexual men and bisexual women are allowed to join Toronto REAL Men, but they must each abide by the ten commandments brought down by DIMITRI THE LOVER. These commandments are "THE SECOND TESTAMENT OF DIMITRI". They are listed hereafter, with the rationale for each in brackets below.
Also, any reference to DIMITRI made within this community must at least have the first letter capitalized.
Ten Commandments for REAL MEN:
1. I WILL NOT GIVE IN TO THE BEER/ALCOHOL LOBBY, AND QUIT DRINKING IMMEDIATELY
(Alcohol makes men fat and lazy, and has been proven to lower serum testosterone levels, thereby lowering their sex drive and feminizing them.)
2. I WILL SUBMIT TO MY WOMAN IN THE BEDROOM
(Women have multiple orgasms. It is your responsiblity to do whatever it takes to give them as many as possible. You must serve your woman's sexual needs, any time she wants, whatever she wants.)
3. I WILL LICK PUSSY/ASS EVERY SINGLE TIME I AM ASKED TO
(No exceptions ... women love being licked, and we must fulfill their needs. And I hate to say it ... if she wants it, you must lick her even after you've fucked her. No exceptions.)
4. I WILL NOT ALLOW MY WOMAN TO NAG/VERBALLY/PHYSICALLY ABUSE ME
(A REAL man will tell her off and give her an ultimatum with teeth that he will leave her if she does it again.)
5. I WILL NOT BEAT MY WOMAN
(I am not referring to a single slap or a spanking because your woman has been running at the mouth for a half hour non-stop ... I am referring to beating.)
6. I WILL HIT ON WOMEN EVERY OPPORTUNITY I GET
(Whether it's a coffee shop, grocery store, or the internet ... if you want her, go for it. "Sexual Harassment", which never existed in natural times, is only applicable in the workplace.)
7. I ACCEPT THAT I AM A BORN MURDERER AND RAPIST
(You all know you are. You know that nature has bred it into you. The only thing preventing you from acting on your desires is fear of incarceration. When a man says "I want to kill my boss", in the natural world, the boss would be dead. When a woman is bending over to pick up a steak at Loblaws meat department, in the natural world, you'd be lifting up her skirt, pulling down her panties, and pounding her full of meat. We are fighting our natural urges on a daily basis.)
8. I WILL BE A TRADITIONAL GENTLEMAN AT ALL TIMES
(Hold doors open for women, walk on the outside of the sidewalk, kiss a woman's hand when you greet her, etc. I don't care how silly society has made you believe such actions are, they are expected from a REAL man. And, you do it for ALL women ... not just good-looking women or ones you want to fuck.)
9. I WILL SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF DIMITRI EVERY CHANCE I GET
(Just like a Jehovah's Witness, tell people about TORONTO REAL MEN AND THE WOMEN WHO LOVE THEM)
10. I WILL GIVE IT ALL UP FOR LOVE
(Friends hate her? Parents threatening to disown you? FUCK THEM ALL! If you love her, tell them all to go to hell.)
Ten Commandments for WOMEN WHO LOVE REAL MEN:
1. I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO MAKE MYSELF SEXUALLY APPETIZING FOR MY MAN
(A "slow metabolism" is bullshit. Cut out the carbs and drop the pounds. Dress like a slut at any opportunity. Keep your pussy CLEAN AND SHAVED at all times. Hard core followers shave the entire thing, but a decree was passed down by DIMITRI that Brazilian cuts are acceptable.)
2. I WILL THREATEN TO LEAVE MY MAN IF HE DOES NOT ABIDE BY THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
(Most men are so caught up in drinking and watching sports on TV that they need to be told loudly and firmly.)
3. I WILL STOP DENYING MY NATURAL BISEXUALITY AND HAVE THREESOMES WITH MY MAN AND OTHER CHICKS.
(You know you dream about it ... you know porno movies depicting it turn you on ... so JUST DO IT!)
4. I WILL SUBMIT TO MY HUSBAND OUTSIDE OF THE BEDROOM.
(In the bedroom, you're boss ... your pleasure is first and foremost. But outside the bedroom, let your man be a man. Never put him down in front of other people, even jokingly.)
5. I WILL EAT MY MAN'S SPERM IF HE WISHES
(As well as being full of nuitrients, many men love women who swallow.)
6. I ACCEPT THAT MY MAN IS A BORN MURDERER AND RAPIST, AND I WILL NOT PROVOKE HIM
(Your man is a ticking time bomb. Don't yell at him, nag him, treat him like garbage, etc. A REAL man can take only so much, and could explode at a moment's notice.)
7. I WILL NOT DATE "METROSEXUALS"
(A "Metrosexual" is a closeted gay man. If your man weighs himself daily but is not overweight, gets facials/manicures, dresses like a queer, etc. ... dump him.)
8. I WILL NOT BE A "FAG HAG"
(You are allowed to have fags as friends, but you cannot become obsessed with hanging out with them.)
9. I WILL SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF DIMITRI EVERY CHANCE I GET
(Just like a Jehovah's Witness, tell people about TORONTO REAL MEN AND THE WOMEN WHO LOVE THEM)
10. I WILL GIVE IT ALL UP FOR LOVE
(Friends hate him? Parents threatening to disown you? FUCK THEM ALL! If you love him, tell them all to go to hell.)
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dMITRI, you are a sad, sad man.