Monday Dec 05, 2005

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What is one of the worst times of the year to find out you need to start job hunting?

What is xmas?

Correct.

I'll take Drawbacks for $500, Alec.
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donna_darko:
Aw, I know how ya feel. Maybe this will cheer you up. smile

Definition of A "TRUE FRIEND"

Are you tired of all of those sissy "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be to stop your bloody whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again; I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember:A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

Love you! Good luck on the job search!
nish1:
What is one of the worst times of the year to find out you need to start job hunting?

xmas biggrin wink tongue smile

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