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crap.

I'm gonna try and track down all of my previous employers from the past 20 years as character references. My former boss is trying to deny me unemployment benefits. He is misrepreseting the truth. Well, it's pretty much what I expected from a guy like him. This is gonna be fun, I'm sure.

Allright.
It's official.
I've completely lost any faith I once had in the youth of America.
Just read the SG boards.
Gracious

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So, if anyone wants to have sex with me this weekend, I'll be at Badm0j0s party. I'm gonna already be wearing my jimmie cap, so just come on up and announce yourself. Maybe something like: "Hello. I think I would like to...
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So, I just woke up, it's 4:30pm.
Major fucking headache, face covered with zits, still exhausted despite copious amounts of sleep.
I hate this body. I wanna trade up now.
I was denied unemployment insurance cuz my boss lied to the EDD. I was expecting as much. Needless to say, I'm appealing. His word against mine. Who do you think they'll believe?

At least I...
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Did I tell you how happy I was to meet you? If I didn't, I was. So many people, not enough time. So many I wanted to talk to or spend more time with, so many I could not find. What can I say, I spent most of the time in awe!

Super Shout Outs go to Siren and Jolene who were kind enough to...
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Oh My God!!!!
Last night was the best night ever!!!!!!!!
All the Sgs I met were SOOOOOOOO beautiful and SOOOOOOOOOOOO incredibly nice
I'm in HEAVEN

<a href="http://suicidegirls.com/sgtmp/roxyepoxy.jpg">get ready</a>

Know what cooked alpaca wool smells like when left in the hot sun of a '98 toyota tacoma? A little like dinner, oddly enough.

Despite the 33 years of my existence, my mon still doesn't understand not to send me clothes (or any other gift, for that matter) from her world travels. No matter how much I tell her to forget about it, she insists...
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mumblehorse: Do you like Bruce Willis?
Trensta: i HATE him
Trensta: hav you seen bandits?
mumblehorse: you mean time bandits?
Trensta: no

Trensta: YOU ARE A FAG
mumblehorse:

mumblehorse: how do you feel about the word "panties"?
Trensta: I HATE IT

i had drama with this boy
and he whipped it out
they make me pukey
it was so gross
- thirtyseven

In addition to my cell-phone annihilator device, I am working on a way to completely derive all of my sustenance from the internet. I wanna just hook up an IV to the web and never ever have to worry bout a thing ever again. 1.5mbps of pure digital goodness. Ahhhhhhhhhh.