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goddamnit.
i bought a new plant last week and it's already dying.
fuckshitsuck.
i bought a new plant last week and it's already dying.
fuckshitsuck.
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bettietwoguns:
I'm horrible with plants. 
clovesbud:
Why didn't you love me....
Why didn't you love me....
I M BIG LOOZER
i failed my class c driving knowledge test. i've only been driving for 24 years.
sheesh.
i failed my class c driving knowledge test. i've only been driving for 24 years.
sheesh.
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spankenstein:
This aint no california where they will let anyone drive.
toothpickmoe:
If it's any consolation I'd probably fail harder than you.
american presidents: a salute to beardos
prior to 1861, america was led by a clean shaven face (with the exception of a few mutton chops here and there). the election of abraham lincoln ushered in a brave new era of facial hair for U.S. presidents. unfortunately, lincoln's successor, a former tailor named andrew johnson, preferred a clean face. america was without beardo leadership for the...
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prior to 1861, america was led by a clean shaven face (with the exception of a few mutton chops here and there). the election of abraham lincoln ushered in a brave new era of facial hair for U.S. presidents. unfortunately, lincoln's successor, a former tailor named andrew johnson, preferred a clean face. america was without beardo leadership for the...
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liz_edlund:
AND did you see that they added tenthousandmillion colors?
d23:
your arcane knowledge of JDM is glorious.
i just yelled at some kids and told them that if they keep running across the roof that i am going to call the cops.
you can call me grandpa digdug.
you can call me grandpa digdug.
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mistersatan:
Good seeing you again the other night, sir. You get hold of that staffing thinger yet?
venice:
More fires are caused by grinders than welders. The things you learn!
people on craigslist are weird. and by weird, i mean totally fucking lame.
i'm selling a particleboard bookcase for $20.
Hi,
I live in the Santa Clarita Valley, which is about 40 minutes from Santa Monica. It's a long shot, but I was wondering if you would be willing to meet somewhere in the middle for me to pick up the bookcase?
Thanks for your...
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i'm selling a particleboard bookcase for $20.
Hi,
I live in the Santa Clarita Valley, which is about 40 minutes from Santa Monica. It's a long shot, but I was wondering if you would be willing to meet somewhere in the middle for me to pick up the bookcase?
Thanks for your...
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muller:
When I do meet people from craigslist for things they always tend to creep me out. Keep in mind that's not an easy task.
liz_edlund:
i think you should meet them halfway then take out a sledgehammer and smash the bookcase to smithereens and when you are done look at them like they are next.
I purchased many baggus & thought of yuuus !! I will post a pic when I can be bothered.
I purchased many baggus & thought of yuuus !! I will post a pic when I can be bothered.
i wish there was one easy place where i could get all my iPhone questions answered.
- why can't i set up my voicemail? is this a hardware or software issue?
- can i get rid of the stocks app?
- how can i change the default number for my favorite contacts who have multiple numbers? my friend has 3 numbers and i want to change it so...
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synnove:
ooo! that one's better than the one i have! i have this one:
courtneyriot:
if you figure out the AIM app, please let me know. the stupid thing says i'm logged in but will not load my buddylist. the real question is, why can't they just include that on the phone the same way the stocks & map apps are.
DigDug is apartment hunting in portland.
please leave a message after the beep beep m' beep beep yeah.
please leave a message after the beep beep m' beep beep yeah.
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squire:
Hello, Mr. Dug? This is Jasper . . . your downstairs neighbor? There seems to be a large amount of water leaking through my bedroom ceiling. I was wondering if you might know anything about that? Please give me a call as soon as possible!
freckle:
portland! that is like 17 hours closer to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
why are fireworks going off just a few blocks from my house tonight?
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erica:
I will skip AM work just to have breakfast with you at... Helser's? Think I ate there once before.
EDIT: Yeah, that place. Googled it. Yummy French Toast. Still up in Hippy Burning Man-ville.
EDIT: Yeah, that place. Googled it. Yummy French Toast. Still up in Hippy Burning Man-ville.
silencia:
... because people just like to blow shit up.
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erica:
So... coupla weeks?
erica:
A while. I have to wait for an insurance settlement to finalize. And before that get better from a car wreck. So, a while.
here are some other awesome people born on my brifday:
1643 - Sir Isaac Newton, English mathematician and natural philosopher (d. 1727)
1785 - Jakob Grimm, German philologist and folklorist (d. 1863)
1809 - Louis Braille, French inventor of braille (d. 1852)
1881 - Wilhelm Lehmbruck, German sculptor (d. 1919)
1896 - Andr Masson, French artist (d. 1987)
1900 - James Bond, American ornithologist (d....
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1643 - Sir Isaac Newton, English mathematician and natural philosopher (d. 1727)
1785 - Jakob Grimm, German philologist and folklorist (d. 1863)
1809 - Louis Braille, French inventor of braille (d. 1852)
1881 - Wilhelm Lehmbruck, German sculptor (d. 1919)
1896 - Andr Masson, French artist (d. 1987)
1900 - James Bond, American ornithologist (d....
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maxx:
studies found that you're less likely to smash a keyboard if it's pastel
sadie:
i was born on a august 4th gooooo 4 i love that number
this makes me laugh.
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liz_edlund:
you are so sweet!!
I am suffering post birthday let down. I had a great birthday - breakfast at the Davenport Inn, a couple of bottles of champagne high on a cliff overlooking the ocean (we saw otters!) and then met up with my party in progress for more champagne and grilled pizza and cupcakes
When I finally got home I felt like i used to when i was a little kid and would spend my birthdays the entire day at Great America and i'd get back all completely happy and exhausted and sunburned and overstimulated. 
I am suffering post birthday let down. I had a great birthday - breakfast at the Davenport Inn, a couple of bottles of champagne high on a cliff overlooking the ocean (we saw otters!) and then met up with my party in progress for more champagne and grilled pizza and cupcakes
When I finally got home I felt like i used to when i was a little kid and would spend my birthdays the entire day at Great America and i'd get back all completely happy and exhausted and sunburned and overstimulated.
kirby:
i like your cat's hitler nose
This is hilarious!!