I ask the following things from the people that actually waste their time to read my journal:
1) Say hi. This is important.
2) Tell me the least interesting piece of information about yourself.
3) Tell me the most interesting piece of information about yourself.
4) Tell me a filthy joke. Not dirty, but one that would make George Carlin blush.
5) Post a picture of your dick of your rack. The dick is for the lady of the house, the rack...probably for her too.
6) Ask me an odd question.
7) Go fuck yourself. You deserve it.
1) Say hi. This is important.
2) Tell me the least interesting piece of information about yourself.
3) Tell me the most interesting piece of information about yourself.
4) Tell me a filthy joke. Not dirty, but one that would make George Carlin blush.
5) Post a picture of your dick of your rack. The dick is for the lady of the house, the rack...probably for her too.
6) Ask me an odd question.
7) Go fuck yourself. You deserve it.
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2. I burped earlier today.
3. I'm alive.
4. A pig jumped in a mud puddle.
5.
That's my rack.
6. When's the last time you blew your nose?
7. Aye, aye.