I simply cannot understand where the recent lovefest with ninjas and pirates came from. If you have spent any time on the computer, you know what I am talking about.
Don't get me wrong, I suppose that ninjas are kinda interesting and pirates did receive a good dose of attention courtesy of some movies, but it still doesn't legitimize the whole thing. Why?
Aliens and Dragons.
Before I would ever say, "Argh, I'm a pirate and I will fight all the ninjas", I'd announce, "Fuck you, stupid humans! I am an alien and I plan on taking over your whole planet!" Or I'd just arrogantly fly around and breathe gigantic balls of flame on your house and family. I don't believe spoken word is necessary when fireballs are coming at you.
In the long run, I think the trendy Internet clowns that associate themselves with ninjas or pirates are severely short-changing themselves. To compensate, I am in the process of building, manufacturing and marketing an alien dragon that breathes fire in such a fashion that it travels time and kills you and your filthy family even before the fire reaches you.
Ha!
"How did Joey die?"
"I dunno. He just dropped. What a shame."
(Three days later at the funeral)
The crowd gasps as a giant ball of flame consumes the entire coffin.
Hysterical!
Love,
Paladin Palanco of Dragon Quest Fame
Don't get me wrong, I suppose that ninjas are kinda interesting and pirates did receive a good dose of attention courtesy of some movies, but it still doesn't legitimize the whole thing. Why?
Aliens and Dragons.
Before I would ever say, "Argh, I'm a pirate and I will fight all the ninjas", I'd announce, "Fuck you, stupid humans! I am an alien and I plan on taking over your whole planet!" Or I'd just arrogantly fly around and breathe gigantic balls of flame on your house and family. I don't believe spoken word is necessary when fireballs are coming at you.
In the long run, I think the trendy Internet clowns that associate themselves with ninjas or pirates are severely short-changing themselves. To compensate, I am in the process of building, manufacturing and marketing an alien dragon that breathes fire in such a fashion that it travels time and kills you and your filthy family even before the fire reaches you.
Ha!
"How did Joey die?"
"I dunno. He just dropped. What a shame."
(Three days later at the funeral)
The crowd gasps as a giant ball of flame consumes the entire coffin.
Hysterical!
Love,
Paladin Palanco of Dragon Quest Fame
And pirates ? Pirates are just gay ( Except Captain Morgan . He's okay in my book ).
[Edited on Apr 04, 2006 4:26PM]