Die.
Yeah,
that's it.
Die.
Oh yeah, the girl I want more than anything in the last two weeks made a mockery of me. My friends laughed at me. Dragons attacked. I won. Then the aliens. They laughed. I got drunk to celebrate.
Die.
Warlords and such,
Mike, you never called me.
Die
Signed,
Even Men Are Turning Me Down. Sadness, I'm Not Even Gay. Well, Happy That Hetero Men Are Turning Me Down Because I Am Not Gay. Not That I Have a Problem With that, But...... ROBOT CHIKEN IS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah,
that's it.
Die.
Oh yeah, the girl I want more than anything in the last two weeks made a mockery of me. My friends laughed at me. Dragons attacked. I won. Then the aliens. They laughed. I got drunk to celebrate.
Die.
Warlords and such,
Mike, you never called me.
Die
Signed,
Even Men Are Turning Me Down. Sadness, I'm Not Even Gay. Well, Happy That Hetero Men Are Turning Me Down Because I Am Not Gay. Not That I Have a Problem With that, But...... ROBOT CHIKEN IS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tinfoilhalo:
Fucking aliens . They always try to belittle my mighty deeds too . I wiped out an entire secret labrotory full of flying ninja zombie cyborgs and they just stand there snickering and crackin' wise . Go probe an anus you freaky big headed sons of bitches!!!! 
