When was it? June? July? It was hot. Central Illinois in the summer.
I never pictured myself as a grifter traveling from town to town, but there I was canvassing Champaign-Urbana, looking for gullible college students to buy some magazine subscriptions.
You stood there in the doorway. You said you had to go, didn't have time. But you let me in a for a sec....
Read More
I never pictured myself as a grifter traveling from town to town, but there I was canvassing Champaign-Urbana, looking for gullible college students to buy some magazine subscriptions.
You stood there in the doorway. You said you had to go, didn't have time. But you let me in a for a sec....
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
I just wanted to take a second to thank the Lassie Foundation for being the soundtrack to my life.
Thank You.
Thank You.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
miss_piss:
check payable to?
or did you need cash delivered in person?
or did you need cash delivered in person?
soraya:
those cigarette guys walk around random bars and stuff and find drunk smokers - they work for Camel i think.
Wow, for having moved to Oregon, I sure feel like I'm still in California.
Oh wait, I am back in California. To finish up a web site for a skateboard company of all things. So I in the last three weeks, I've only been in Oregon for about 6 days.
I better get paid for this.
Oh wait, I am back in California. To finish up a web site for a skateboard company of all things. So I in the last three weeks, I've only been in Oregon for about 6 days.
I better get paid for this.
thrasher:
What skateboard company?
and how are you going to stand all the rain?
and how are you going to stand all the rain?
OK, so I'm living in the deliciously white trash town of Willamina, OR.
It's cold, the local townfolk look like they walked out of the movie Deliverance and I have no internet access. Did I mention the townfolk look really super scary? Yes, even the old women look like they'd just as soon cut off your leg and use it for stew as look at...
Read More
It's cold, the local townfolk look like they walked out of the movie Deliverance and I have no internet access. Did I mention the townfolk look really super scary? Yes, even the old women look like they'd just as soon cut off your leg and use it for stew as look at...
Read More
sylvain:
Can you say "SQUEEEL PIGGIE!!"
OK, so I found a subletter for my place, one Ms. Joyce from Santa Rosa. So I have to be out by Friday. Quel something!
Which means I will be beginning my (hopefully) short stay in the wonderfully scummy little town of Willamina whilst I seach for a place to live in Portland. Then it's on to the search for a job washing dishes or...
Read More
Which means I will be beginning my (hopefully) short stay in the wonderfully scummy little town of Willamina whilst I seach for a place to live in Portland. Then it's on to the search for a job washing dishes or...
Read More
I now have approximately 10 days left before I emigrate to Oregon from California. Yes, I am nervous.
And yes I am doing it the right way - broke as a joke with no prospects. Gimpin ain't easy, but it's necessary.
And yes I am doing it the right way - broke as a joke with no prospects. Gimpin ain't easy, but it's necessary.
eris:
welcome to oregon!
and i totally would NOT have a cellphone if i didn't need one for work and if work wasn't paying the tab!
and i totally would NOT have a cellphone if i didn't need one for work and if work wasn't paying the tab!
periwinkle:
good luck. there aint no jobs here. but we's got rednecks.. yeee haw. lets go shot us a road sign.
I can still remember the first time I saw you.
Remember? We were 16 and you were walking over to the Duchess convenience store in your bare feet. I had just convinced Troy to buy me a pack of Winstons.
Do you remember a year or so later when we would skip lunch with the gang and smoke cigarettes at your house? I can still...
Read More
Remember? We were 16 and you were walking over to the Duchess convenience store in your bare feet. I had just convinced Troy to buy me a pack of Winstons.
Do you remember a year or so later when we would skip lunch with the gang and smoke cigarettes at your house? I can still...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
caddok:
"fantasy: To be loved. (by a level-12 elf with +3 dex, +2 con and +2 nymph cloak)"
Thats WAY funny! I mean it.
I'm a gamer-turbo-dork and that made me laugh.
Thats WAY funny! I mean it.
I'm a gamer-turbo-dork and that made me laugh.
throatneedle:
Word to your mother Motherfucker!
When last we met our intrepid hero, Snugglepuss had just defeated the evil genuis MC Fuzzynutsack.
Despite his full command over the deadly Five Tounge Technique, Fuzzynutsack proved no match for Snugglepuss' barrage of Fur Flying Fists.
The battle ended with defeat for MC Fuzzynatsack, but before being defeated he left our hero with an important question: "What, exactly is in Ovaltine?"
Unfortunately, Fuzzynutsack expired...
Read More
Despite his full command over the deadly Five Tounge Technique, Fuzzynutsack proved no match for Snugglepuss' barrage of Fur Flying Fists.
The battle ended with defeat for MC Fuzzynatsack, but before being defeated he left our hero with an important question: "What, exactly is in Ovaltine?"
Unfortunately, Fuzzynutsack expired...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
drstinkypants:
i am the not so direct descendant of dr fricke von poopjacket. the illegitamate child of his half brother, sir fricke von stinkypants. the "fricke von" was later dropped to hide my connection with the family
[Edited on Jan 02, 2003]
[Edited on Jan 02, 2003]
drstinkypants:
yea it really isnt fair whats happened to our once respected and fecal family name. i am actually using my PHD in mockery to unleash a plague of irritable bowel syndrom upon those who would besmirch our name.
I smoke. And again. Three four.
Why do I smoke? Is it to shave the years of this insipid joke called my life? Is it to rebel against my very being? Is it because I wanted to impress girls when I was 16?
Perhaps it is because of all those things, or none. Why should I care why I smoke when I know that I...
Read More
Why do I smoke? Is it to shave the years of this insipid joke called my life? Is it to rebel against my very being? Is it because I wanted to impress girls when I was 16?
Perhaps it is because of all those things, or none. Why should I care why I smoke when I know that I...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
boxterjulep:
let me light that up for you. maybe it'll take the pain away for a minute or two.
boxterjulep:
hey! no light for yoU.
you shouldn't post drunk in peoples' journals. you don't know what kind of ass you might be making of yourself. only your own is acceptable
you shouldn't post drunk in peoples' journals. you don't know what kind of ass you might be making of yourself. only your own is acceptable
OK. I am drunk as fuck right now.
The one, the only the ALMIGHTY Swayze has been speaking to me and he says, "Shut-up."
I, however, have other plans.
No, I will not uncover the covert illuminati of the Swayze, but I will ramble in in a cold-ass fashion. I am drunk, and yes I have been cheating.
It's just that you were so inviting,...
Read More
The one, the only the ALMIGHTY Swayze has been speaking to me and he says, "Shut-up."
I, however, have other plans.
No, I will not uncover the covert illuminati of the Swayze, but I will ramble in in a cold-ass fashion. I am drunk, and yes I have been cheating.
It's just that you were so inviting,...
Read More
at times like this it's good to know there are countries with a bigger army made up of only women than the US' entire.