Today I almost chopped off my leg with an axe. It made me feel special. And sore.
Next up, since my penis is now talking to me, I will have sex with the the brick wall, using mayonaise for lube.
Next up, since my penis is now talking to me, I will have sex with the the brick wall, using mayonaise for lube.
gentlefemm:
Can you be my leperchan?
gentle
