dice666

Ohh God soo funny!! has anyone seen the film the never ending story? Well you know the oracle that zaps lasers from their eyes? Well my friend came into work today actually still a bit drunk i think, and was sayin' that the bar she was in the nite before had this religious looking statue that had eyes like the oracle does. Well anyway we all got very silly at work and me and liz procceded to sit at the shop door on top of the magazine stacks pretending to be oracle's zapping lasers from our eyes! ( many freaked out customers) then some stupid person broke one of the ballistics ( i work at Lush) and our manager said 'who broke that?' Liz replied ' ohh Gemma Lasered it with her eyes!!' We're all soo easily amused!!