diamondback

OK, I have decided to start my mid-life crisis early . Why procrastinate?
Anyway, this week, I am starting the "Master Clense". Check out this shopping list:

40 Large lemons
80oz Organic grade B Maple Syrup
1/2lb non-iodized Sea Salt
2.5oz Cayenne Pepper
Box of herbal laxative tea bags
8gal spring water

Apparently, that is all I will eat for the next 10 days. Wish me luck!