It looks like i have lost some totally unimportant papers from work. They can easily be replaced but the replacement will be obvious so there is no way to hide that it happened. Nobody above me will care but the administrative assistant will be mean to me all day. It is not fair.
VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
valcapone:
Thanks for the link. That was an awesome article. Particularly "We have to remember: There is nothing wrong with women writing about themselves, their youth, their indiscretions, their habits and values and personal development. Men have been writing about this stuff for thousands of years; they call it the canon."
subrosa:
I think it's absolutely possible for an "arch" conservative to be a rational person, just unlikely. I find that usually people who think about their political beliefs can come up with a logical reason for supporting them. It's just that (in general) our values are different than theirs. Of course, that's not to say there aren't psychotic Ayn Rand and Protocols of the Elders of Zion fuckers out there, but I haven't encountered too many of those people in real life. Just on the internets.
kristie:
Ha!
With Ottawa out of the playoffs, things are looking up...
Just got a call from my old roommate and he told me he just found out that the phone bill for the last four years has accidentally been billed to his credit card after he moved out. Looking back at my records his story looks like it checks out. Going to call phone company tommorow, may have to come up with lots of $$ fast.
chris_sick:
Wow, that is no fun whatsoever.
So, I am returned. What I will do with my return remains to be seen.
So, I am returned. What I will do with my return remains to be seen.
Regular readers will recall that I turned 30 a few weeks ago. And I was talking to a girl in a bar and I mentioned that it was recently my 33rd birthday. And she said "wow! you really don't look it. I mean, you don't have any wrinkles, and your hair - do you have to dye it?"
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
chris_sick:
Almost a year to the month after his sudden disappearance strange and bewildering reports of Chris Sick sightings began appearing on Suicide Girls. Many claimed he simply sat in his bathrobe, cigarette ash on his filthy boxers, empty beer bottles surrounding him and the horrible remake of Miami Vice on his television...
asbo:
I turn 28 in a matter of days! Oh, the pain!
I found an ipod on the street today as I was coming home. I should call apple to see if they can trace the owner by serial number, but if not it is mine! all mine!
On the other hand, the owner has such poor taste in music I am not sure he/she deserves this ipod.
On the other hand, the owner has such poor taste in music I am not sure he/she deserves this ipod.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
_sarah_:
I was gone. I just re-joined today. I wonder why my profile was active?
dannydmc:
Happy Birthday!
At least the little balloon next to your name says it must be your birthday. So, if its NOT, blame SG
Happy Birthday!
At least the little balloon next to your name says it must be your birthday. So, if its NOT, blame SG

I almost never watch football. In fact, I doubt I've ever seen more than half a dozen games from kickoff to final buzzer. But that superbowl was fantastic to watch.
Ketchup makes everything taste better.
Including, strangely enough, ketchup itself.
Including, strangely enough, ketchup itself.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
tatianadanielle:
I like to sound smart 

paintedbat:
hahaha it would have been really funny if he had of said that.
I don't like ketchup on kraft dinner.
I don't like ketchup on kraft dinner.
As of Monday, I am now an uncle!
Interestingly enough, this marks the second straight generation in my family where every single person has the initials MM.
Interestingly enough, this marks the second straight generation in my family where every single person has the initials MM.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
tatianadanielle:
Yes, there was nudity 

dannydmc:
Hows it been going with you? Re-reading your journal, it reminds me that everyone in my family, except my sister, has the initials DM.
Me: Daniel D. McCollum
Dad: Daniel R. McCollum
Mum: Denise C. McCollum
Sister: Jen
No wonder the poor girl always feels left out
Hows it been going with you? Re-reading your journal, it reminds me that everyone in my family, except my sister, has the initials DM.
Me: Daniel D. McCollum
Dad: Daniel R. McCollum
Mum: Denise C. McCollum
Sister: Jen

No wonder the poor girl always feels left out

And you just stood around and let this happen?
Very disappointed, me.