Planning a trip for this weekend, out to San Angelo to visit my cousins. We have a bet going, on whether East Texas or West Texas parties the best. We all get really rowdy when we are together, and they have made me promise a few things if they invite any of their friends.
a) I must not dip and spit on anyones shoes (I mean, you do something once, and then you are 'that' guy)
b) I must not dance on the bar (I'm okay with that one)
c) If I outdrink any of their male friends I am not allowed to call them West Texas pussies, pussies, I can't ask them if their vagina hurts from too much drinking, and I cannot jump up and down repeatedly while going YOU GOT OUTDRANK BY A GIRLLLLLL
d) I cannot make fun of their dancing skills
e) I must end every sentence past my 6th beer with In My Butt
f) I am not allowed to cry in my beer when I start missing my husband
Not too hard, I think I can live with those kind of rules.
It is a 7 hour drive, but I will first be driving down into Corpus to pick up my older brother, which tacks on another 4 hours. So the grand total driving for one night of partying: 22 hours. That is some good shit, my friends.
In other news, I went down another pant size, so yay for me! And I got an awesome pair of Tony Llamas on sale for $45. THE pair I've been wanting but haven't had the guts to pay $149.99 for a pair of shoes.
a) I must not dip and spit on anyones shoes (I mean, you do something once, and then you are 'that' guy)
b) I must not dance on the bar (I'm okay with that one)
c) If I outdrink any of their male friends I am not allowed to call them West Texas pussies, pussies, I can't ask them if their vagina hurts from too much drinking, and I cannot jump up and down repeatedly while going YOU GOT OUTDRANK BY A GIRLLLLLL
d) I cannot make fun of their dancing skills
e) I must end every sentence past my 6th beer with In My Butt
f) I am not allowed to cry in my beer when I start missing my husband
Not too hard, I think I can live with those kind of rules.
It is a 7 hour drive, but I will first be driving down into Corpus to pick up my older brother, which tacks on another 4 hours. So the grand total driving for one night of partying: 22 hours. That is some good shit, my friends.
In other news, I went down another pant size, so yay for me! And I got an awesome pair of Tony Llamas on sale for $45. THE pair I've been wanting but haven't had the guts to pay $149.99 for a pair of shoes.
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If you outdrink them.. tough.. slap there dicks and ask if its a strap on!
I SOOOOO want to party with YOUUUUU cowgirl! ! !
IN MY BUTT
saying that you cant cry in yoru beer missing your beer because you miss your hubby is cruel and unusual punismen. ( ESPECIALLY AFTER DRINKING ! ! !)
Good for you on dropping a size ! ! and good on finding the pair of Tony Llama's you want at a GREAT discount!
Much love to you, hugs and kisses.
please drive safe on your trip. toss back a beer or three and say to my friends on SG. CRYMON (ETC ) you guys ROCK ! !
talk to you soon.
Crym