i've spent a few nights this week slaving over a new mathematical theorem, and i think i've finally proven it

greater than or equal to 4 Steel Reserve 211s = certain hangover

i've triple checked my work, and i wake up with the same answer every time.

three more weeks till i get paid and can afford good beer. and sushi. my god i want...
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fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day i held aloft my magic sword and said "By the power of Grayskull.... I have the power!"

"just like Neil Armstrong, I went to space, and now I'm back, and nobody gives a shit."

has anybody watched that series Eastbound and Down? Fucking High-larious.

careful, man. there's a beverage here.

life is like a hurricane
here in Duckberg
Race cars, lasers aeroplanes
It's a Duck-blur

Might solve a mystery, or rewrite history

Ducktales! oo-oo.

not ponytails
or cotton tails
DuckTales!

adjusting to life in the bay area - so vastly different from athens. the ease of life back there can make you soft, which is a good part of the reason i left. it really can be a lot like never-never land.

i was sick for over a month when i got out here - it was brutal. my last couple of months of pushing...
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fuck heartbreak.

flu-ridden in new city. ugh

so, eventually the parts arrived for my van, and i made it to oakland. and now i live here, i guess. trying to find a place to live, subletting up in san rafael. anybody know the cool places to see bands, get drinks, etc in oakland?

i am stuck in texas on my way to moving out to oakland from athens ga. my van broke down on monday and i'm still waiting on parts. it's actually been kind of fun, other than the money worries. i'm meeting lots of really nice people, hanging out at the tire shop (which seems to be a local hotspot), drinking beer, and watching pro wrestling...
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