dexter

So I was at the bus stop waiting for my bus so I could go to work. I was looking to the left seeing if the bus was coming, and I out of my peripheral vision, I see this guy standing to the right of me, but I didn't turn to look at his face or anything. I just kept smoking my cigarette and looking out for the bus Then I hear him say "Yeah you need a ride? I know it's hot today, I'm just looking out for ya." So I assume he's on the phone whatev. Then he's all "Yeah I really like the way your hair looks." So I figured he was trying to talk to me at this point *not that I'm egotistical, but I just dyed the top half of my hair pink, and for some reason it's a conversation starter with guys?* So I thought to myself, I should totally pull the deaf card and pretend like I really am deaf. But I pussied out haha. And then he goes, "OH I'M SORRY I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE DEAF!" and huffed and puffed and ran off haha it was awesome. So I turned around and he was flipping me off.

Then at work, about an hour into my shift, I went outside for a cigarette. So, I'm on the phone, smoking, and I see this guy in a brand new white Mercedes driving REALLY slow past me and I kind of turned away creeped out, whatev. Then he circled the parking lot again slowly and finally parked in front of my store. So I'm still on the phone and I'm thinking he's walking towards me, but then he walks into the store. So I'm oh ok, he was driving slow because he was looking at our window display. Well then I run inside to grab some money and I see that he's talking to my manager. So I walk into the deli next door to my work to get a soda, As I'm waiting for my change, I see the guy walk in. He walks straight up to me and goes. "So your co-worker in there tells me that you're 20." and I was all, "Yeah almost." and then he said, "Got a boyfriend?" I replied with, "YES", then he says, "Can I get your number?" and I said no. then he was all, "Well, that's a damn shame!" and walked out! Apparently he had been asking my manager about me AFTER asking her what lingerie would be best for his gf who just had a baby 3 weeks ago! Ugh such a creep.

THEN, after work, my manager OFFERED me a ride home, since I live about 5/10 minutes from her house. I said, "Yeah that'd be great, I don't like taking the bus at night, too many creeps out." So we get close to her house and she's all, "Ok I'm going to drop you here, you can take the bus the rest of the way, right?" I was annoyed because she offered to take me HOME, not drop me in the middle of a bad are at night. So whatev, I sat down at the bus stop. Then I see these girls on bikes with a guy running behind them. He has no shirt on, looks dirty as hell. Then the guy stops super fast and sits down RIGHT next to me and asks me for a dollar. I told him no. Then he asked for my number! I said "No get away from me!" and he's all "C'mon how hard is it, can I get your number?" So I said no again and he was all "Fine, fuck you" and ran off. Apparently he was CHASING those girls on the bikes! Wtf? So then this cute older later at the bus stop was all "You should have kicked him in the nuts!" Haha, then he came BACK and this time somehow wearing a wifebeater and asked this lady's husband for a dollar! And the wife stood up and was all "Do I look like a fucking bank to you mother fucker? I'll kick your fucking ass! C'mon homie!" It was pretty funny.

So yeah. FUCK guys.