Ok, to clear the air: I'm not pregnant. My skin is really stretchy (especially in my tummy). Sooo yeah, I have a very unusual talent of being able to stick my stomach out and appear to be like 6 months pregnant 
. AND if I WERE pregnant, I WOULD definitely quit smoking.
Anywho, Kemper paid me a visit at work tonight! I made her try on a bunch of cute lingerie, but she's so damn petite and cute, too small for most of it.
I just got home from playing Guitar Hero, DDR, and watching Arrested Development at a friend's house. Her husband tattooed Stewie from Family Guy on the bf tonight, it looks amazing!
Tomorrow night we're having a lil get together over here with some friends. We'll have a few drinks and watch either Zoolander, or finish up season 2 of The OC (it's a sick obsession).
OH! So long story short....Wednesday night my roommate got VERY intoxicated, reached in the fridge for more beer (we were all out) and ended up grabbing a bottle of Worcestshire Sauce, opened it, threw away the lid, and proceeded to CHUG it. He then vomited in the sink (i did the dishes today and they were covered in his puke...awesome..) and then he ran to the bathroom to finish puking. Then all of a sudden I heard moans coming from the living room (i was in the dining room the whole time mind you.) and i realized my friend Ashlee was having sex with her friend. Then my roommate came out of the bathroom and joined in on their sex. haha. Oh man. Oh and the bf (ChrisUnitF decided to run around naked that night too. HAHA. Usually, I'm the one who hears stories the next morning of the crazy shit I did. This time, I was the one who didn't get plastered and got to WITNESS all these stories and events. HAHA oh man.
Anywho, going to bed! Hope everyone is doing well!
xoxo
Dexter
. AND if I WERE pregnant, I WOULD definitely quit smoking.
Anywho, Kemper paid me a visit at work tonight! I made her try on a bunch of cute lingerie, but she's so damn petite and cute, too small for most of it.
I just got home from playing Guitar Hero, DDR, and watching Arrested Development at a friend's house. Her husband tattooed Stewie from Family Guy on the bf tonight, it looks amazing!
Tomorrow night we're having a lil get together over here with some friends. We'll have a few drinks and watch either Zoolander, or finish up season 2 of The OC (it's a sick obsession).
OH! So long story short....Wednesday night my roommate got VERY intoxicated, reached in the fridge for more beer (we were all out) and ended up grabbing a bottle of Worcestshire Sauce, opened it, threw away the lid, and proceeded to CHUG it. He then vomited in the sink (i did the dishes today and they were covered in his puke...awesome..) and then he ran to the bathroom to finish puking. Then all of a sudden I heard moans coming from the living room (i was in the dining room the whole time mind you.) and i realized my friend Ashlee was having sex with her friend. Then my roommate came out of the bathroom and joined in on their sex. haha. Oh man. Oh and the bf (ChrisUnitF decided to run around naked that night too. HAHA. Usually, I'm the one who hears stories the next morning of the crazy shit I did. This time, I was the one who didn't get plastered and got to WITNESS all these stories and events. HAHA oh man.
Anywho, going to bed! Hope everyone is doing well!
xoxo
Dexter
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when there's no parking space but the expecting mother one...*cough*.