i want a new camera
i need a new camera
new camera cost $3000
i don't have $3000
i want to travel
i need to travel far away
traveling to china, yemen, iran or turkey cost too much
i don't have enough $$$
only option is to become a high priced escort but i don't want to be a whore
only option rob a mother fucking bank....who's in
midnightblue69:
Problem is that if it doesn't suceed like 98% of them dont, you will be sent to prison where you will become an unwilling whore anyway. You wont be traveling 50 feet muchless to the east and the only camera you will see will be for the mugshot. (which on occasion can be fun http://img.suicidegirls.com/media/members/7/35/403357/174027/2780602.jpg )but usually not so much 
andain:
I keep telling you, you'd be HUGE in gay porn. For serious. :p 
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