Narcolepsy - a sleep disorder associated with uncontrollable sleepiness and frequent daytime sleeping
Hell I spend 3 days away from SG conducting follow-up experimentation to my research on sexual positions and not only do I find the mythical g-spot (without the assistance of a map I might add
) but I also discover that I have narcoleptic tendencies 
Well, I think so, could be just hypochondriac tendencies...or just plain tiredness and age.....
And NO NO NO, before you all assume the worst, I DID NOT FALL ASLEEP DURING SEX.
I sat down last night to watch Phone Booth. Within the first 5 minutes I was drooling on the cushion. It was only 10pm. Ok, so I wasn't all that convinced about Colin Farrell stuck in a phone booth for an hour and a half in the first place, and I was feeling all lazy, curled up with the most fantastic guy on the planet, totally secure in my love
- THAT'S NO GODDAMN EXCUSE FOR CONKING OUT AND ONLY WAKING UP EVERY 30 MINUTES DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS! Christ!
The problem is that this has been happening so frequently lately. Fuck Phone Booth, a one-off occurrence would not alarm me but I have reached a stage in my life when I cannot physically watch an entire film from start to finish without falling asleep. I struggle to stay awake during an hour of Lost or Desperate Housewives, never mind bog-standard 2 hour movies or fucking major epics like King Kong. Especially if I start to watch anything after 8pm. I may as well not bother. It all becomes dream fodder.
Maybe what's being shown on the big and little screen is not of interest to me anymore. I lack stimulation so my brain just shuts down entirely and I become comatose. Or possibly it's the fact that I am up and about from 7am everyday so by the time I reach 7pm I am well and truly ready to snooze. I can't even really blame sex for my tiredness, I'm sleepy even when I am having a dry spell. Holy shit I remember a time when I could party all night and still be up with the best of them, surviving on 2 hours sleep a night.....nowadays I can't even work up the enthusiasm for a night out because it seems like too much bother
and not worth the tiredness the following day....shit, it must be age then and not the narcolepsy......
Mind you, this daytime sleeping thing, funnily enough it does hit me when I'm working, as soon as I walk into work at 8am I feel the yawns start to engulf my body and I have the urge to curl up under my desk and have 40 wanks....I mean winks
Hell I spend 3 days away from SG conducting follow-up experimentation to my research on sexual positions and not only do I find the mythical g-spot (without the assistance of a map I might add
) but I also discover that I have narcoleptic tendencies Well, I think so, could be just hypochondriac tendencies...or just plain tiredness and age.....
And NO NO NO, before you all assume the worst, I DID NOT FALL ASLEEP DURING SEX.
I sat down last night to watch Phone Booth. Within the first 5 minutes I was drooling on the cushion. It was only 10pm. Ok, so I wasn't all that convinced about Colin Farrell stuck in a phone booth for an hour and a half in the first place, and I was feeling all lazy, curled up with the most fantastic guy on the planet, totally secure in my love
- THAT'S NO GODDAMN EXCUSE FOR CONKING OUT AND ONLY WAKING UP EVERY 30 MINUTES DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS! Christ!
The problem is that this has been happening so frequently lately. Fuck Phone Booth, a one-off occurrence would not alarm me but I have reached a stage in my life when I cannot physically watch an entire film from start to finish without falling asleep. I struggle to stay awake during an hour of Lost or Desperate Housewives, never mind bog-standard 2 hour movies or fucking major epics like King Kong. Especially if I start to watch anything after 8pm. I may as well not bother. It all becomes dream fodder.
Maybe what's being shown on the big and little screen is not of interest to me anymore. I lack stimulation so my brain just shuts down entirely and I become comatose. Or possibly it's the fact that I am up and about from 7am everyday so by the time I reach 7pm I am well and truly ready to snooze. I can't even really blame sex for my tiredness, I'm sleepy even when I am having a dry spell. Holy shit I remember a time when I could party all night and still be up with the best of them, surviving on 2 hours sleep a night.....nowadays I can't even work up the enthusiasm for a night out because it seems like too much bother
and not worth the tiredness the following day....shit, it must be age then and not the narcolepsy......
Mind you, this daytime sleeping thing, funnily enough it does hit me when I'm working, as soon as I walk into work at 8am I feel the yawns start to engulf my body and I have the urge to curl up under my desk and have 40 wanks....I mean winks
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I think I'll have to lie, its important to Carol that I eat the nutbutter so I'll probably have to get a doctors note and I'm not allergic to nuts, there is no getting out of it, I must consume the nutbutter!!!!
Actually talking about it now is making me feel really sick... God, I have to get it out of my house...
I really hate nuts, I didn't know that though until Tuesday and I hate brown rice too, I found that out on Monday...
Fucking detox and I haven't lost a single pound (apparently it happens quickly) Oh yea, you're not allowed to weigh yourself, thats so you don't find out it didn't work until its too late.
I have to contact Daisy, thats how it always is she just didn't email to tell what time she's be arriving. I'll be seeing her in a few weeks when I go to London anyway so its all good.
busy, busy!!!