I'm so bored so I've been googling hot men all morning
I think I have a strange taste in men. From surfing I've managed to narrow it down to 10 that really make me wet.....I don't go for the traditionally good-looking sort (well in some instances I do but its kinda rare, Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt DON'T STOP HERE) and used to think that I didn't have a particular type but worryingly I've found that I can actually sort these 10 into different categories.....please have a look and tell me, am I really weird???????
THE GORGEOUS TYPE
1. Sawyer
Sawyer from Lost - fuck me he is the only reason why I devotedly sit through this programme every week. I was gutted at the end of last season when he got shot and fell in the water, I thought they were going to kill him off for good I could turn leering at his six-pack into a full-time occupation Ooooh if only I was stuck on a desert island with HIM
2. Sparkie69
The Sparkster saved me from my descent into lesbianism, if it hadn't been for him I would now almost certainly be dancing at the other side of the ballroom - hell yeah Spark, you know you turn me on like no one else can - you've been the only thing thats right in all I've done.
THE LONG-HAIRED VARIETY
3. Sebastian Bach
Yeah yeah I know, I've been here before, no piss-taking please, you know I adore this guy, look at his hair and LEATHER TROUSERS for fucks sake.....is that a BIG GUN you have in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
4. Ricky Warwick
Ricky's the one on the right with the long red hair. It's definitely the hair thing I'm attracted to here because he now wears it short and its turned him into an ugly fucker, you can see his face Some men are born to grow their hair and never cut it, he is one of them, the Samson of the rock world. Why did you do it Ricky? With long hair you were so fine, you were so fine you blew my mind, hey Ricky!!! It was that wicked colour of red too, auburn, not the recessive gene kind of ginger
5. Nuno Bettencourt
OMG Bettencourt. He's got the foreign element and the long hair AND THE GUITAR. What else is there?
TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME
6. Michael Madsen
This guy rocks my world. He is the coolest of the cool, the Fonz of the movie world, he has the most amazing accent and reminds me uncannily of Max Payne. Even when he's looking his worst (ummm like in Kill Bill 2) he still oozes fucking charisma, Christ even my mum would do him
7. Sebastien Loeb
Another foreigner - big French accent, sure he can soixante-neuf me anyday of the week Plus he DRIVES FOR A LIVING. I know these fast cars will do me no good but they sure as hell are sexy. The only thing turns me on more than a fast car is a motorbike - the feeling of having all that power between your legs.....exhilarating! Wayhey you shag!
8. Dr Christian Troy
Ahhh womanising Dr Troy. Such a bastard! Does it for me every time! He's completely misunderstood though, I could be the one that saves him.....I didn't like Julian McMahon when he was in Home and So Gay but its amazing what a change of character can do for the libido
THE WILD CARDS
9. Paddy Kielty
Not the kind of guy I'd normally go for but I had to have at least one home-grown boy - I don't count Ricky Warwick as I always thought he was Scottish (I believe he's actually from Newtownards, is this true rosscaughers?) It could be worse, I may have settled for Brian Kennedy or Bono! Ha! My sister went to university with this guy, they shared a psychology lecture! Sense of humour is everything and he makes me laugh. Enough said
10. Per Gessle
Oooh I shouldn't really admit this one, its a bit of a dirty little secret and I can feel a MAJOR piss-take coming on, if any of you dare to slag me on this I will hunt you down and seek revenge I was the biggest Roxette fan when I was about 14/15, ask me anything about them, anything, and I will know the answer.....Per looks so old now but I'd still be seriously tempted, for old times sake if nothing else!
Hmm whatever does all this say about me as a hot-blooded female? (Apart from me having waaaaay to much time on my hands?)
I think I have a strange taste in men. From surfing I've managed to narrow it down to 10 that really make me wet.....I don't go for the traditionally good-looking sort (well in some instances I do but its kinda rare, Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt DON'T STOP HERE) and used to think that I didn't have a particular type but worryingly I've found that I can actually sort these 10 into different categories.....please have a look and tell me, am I really weird???????
THE GORGEOUS TYPE
1. Sawyer
Sawyer from Lost - fuck me he is the only reason why I devotedly sit through this programme every week. I was gutted at the end of last season when he got shot and fell in the water, I thought they were going to kill him off for good I could turn leering at his six-pack into a full-time occupation Ooooh if only I was stuck on a desert island with HIM
2. Sparkie69
The Sparkster saved me from my descent into lesbianism, if it hadn't been for him I would now almost certainly be dancing at the other side of the ballroom - hell yeah Spark, you know you turn me on like no one else can - you've been the only thing thats right in all I've done.
THE LONG-HAIRED VARIETY
3. Sebastian Bach
Yeah yeah I know, I've been here before, no piss-taking please, you know I adore this guy, look at his hair and LEATHER TROUSERS for fucks sake.....is that a BIG GUN you have in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
4. Ricky Warwick
Ricky's the one on the right with the long red hair. It's definitely the hair thing I'm attracted to here because he now wears it short and its turned him into an ugly fucker, you can see his face Some men are born to grow their hair and never cut it, he is one of them, the Samson of the rock world. Why did you do it Ricky? With long hair you were so fine, you were so fine you blew my mind, hey Ricky!!! It was that wicked colour of red too, auburn, not the recessive gene kind of ginger
5. Nuno Bettencourt
OMG Bettencourt. He's got the foreign element and the long hair AND THE GUITAR. What else is there?
TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME
6. Michael Madsen
This guy rocks my world. He is the coolest of the cool, the Fonz of the movie world, he has the most amazing accent and reminds me uncannily of Max Payne. Even when he's looking his worst (ummm like in Kill Bill 2) he still oozes fucking charisma, Christ even my mum would do him
7. Sebastien Loeb
Another foreigner - big French accent, sure he can soixante-neuf me anyday of the week Plus he DRIVES FOR A LIVING. I know these fast cars will do me no good but they sure as hell are sexy. The only thing turns me on more than a fast car is a motorbike - the feeling of having all that power between your legs.....exhilarating! Wayhey you shag!
8. Dr Christian Troy
Ahhh womanising Dr Troy. Such a bastard! Does it for me every time! He's completely misunderstood though, I could be the one that saves him.....I didn't like Julian McMahon when he was in Home and So Gay but its amazing what a change of character can do for the libido
THE WILD CARDS
9. Paddy Kielty
Not the kind of guy I'd normally go for but I had to have at least one home-grown boy - I don't count Ricky Warwick as I always thought he was Scottish (I believe he's actually from Newtownards, is this true rosscaughers?) It could be worse, I may have settled for Brian Kennedy or Bono! Ha! My sister went to university with this guy, they shared a psychology lecture! Sense of humour is everything and he makes me laugh. Enough said
10. Per Gessle
Oooh I shouldn't really admit this one, its a bit of a dirty little secret and I can feel a MAJOR piss-take coming on, if any of you dare to slag me on this I will hunt you down and seek revenge I was the biggest Roxette fan when I was about 14/15, ask me anything about them, anything, and I will know the answer.....Per looks so old now but I'd still be seriously tempted, for old times sake if nothing else!
Hmm whatever does all this say about me as a hot-blooded female? (Apart from me having waaaaay to much time on my hands?)
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deadus:
tu a envie de quoi toi ? :p
mrbl0nde:
aren't leather pants something we are supposed to point at and laugh?