devilwoman

In an effort to stop listening to Bon Jovi (yeah, housewife rock kicks ass!) and also to distract me from the fact that my uterus is still being slowly sucked through my pelvic floor (fuck, roll on menopause, please please pleeeaaaasssse) I have been obsessing over this lovely specimen of a woman.

The only person who can compete with Sheri Moon is the great goddess Shakira herself. I mean look at this woman, she is truly incredible but I have to admit that her best feature, without a shadow of a doubt, is her ass. The last film I saw at the cinema was The Devils Rejects (I never go out, how sad ), which kinda sucked because of all the hype that it was the most brutal film ever made etc etc (which was complete tommy rot, I have seen episodes of Tom and Jerry more fucking brutal) but I didn't care because I could not tear my eyes away from her behind. Honestly I wasn't being pervy, I was more envious than anything.....it's such a perfect shape and has a level of tightness that I can only dream about.....sadly I was built on a wet day, I am all slid to an arse....its really low-slung and I despise it....I probably should try to make a feature out of it like J-Lo but I'd much rather fantasise about having one like Sheri Moon......